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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they...

Yes he did.

Yes he did.

Skinny Dipping...

An elderly man in West Virginia had owned a large farm for several Years. He
had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so He fixed it up nice with...

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did...

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of
him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather
jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at...

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her:...

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer: May i see your licence?

Lady: what does it look like?

Officer: its a...

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class, the old...

An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.
The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.
The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"
The...

A woman has 3 kids.
The first born comes up to her and asks,
"Mommy? Why did you name me Daisy?"
And the mother replies,
"Because when you were born a daisy fell onto your head.
The second of...

ROBOT for Sale

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

He asks his son what he did that day.

The son says, "I...

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but
he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden...

A beautiful picture of the milky way as viewed from Mars

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There are three couples sitting down for brunch, and having tea.

The first couple are newly weds, and completely love struck.

The second couple has been married for a few years, but they still...

A missionary was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was...

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be...