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What action is it built on? or is it a M-S? Ammo is kinda scarce these days. Where do you find ammo for it?

Alan

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Why not just use a wheel barrow?

Alan

He didn't say it was "good" luck....

No, a watch would just be scraping the scab off.

Alan

I just got my internet privileges back and now this.


Alan

Well, it's about to expire...

Alan

In Texas, the lower length limit is 12". So, with that in mind, Catfish are best to eat when they are 12.1" and up...

Seriously though a two-three pounder makes great filets and a good chunk of...

Ban Hammers hold no terror for me. However, that curlyheaded little woman in the next room knows where I sleep....

I know which side my bread is buttered on!

You guys keep your watch, I gotta...

Well, I showed her your picture and asked if the "Watch" trick would work for y'all. She just looked at me and said, "Do you know these, ....uh....guys?" I said, "Well, sorta.... I talk to them on...

Well, I tried the watch trick.... #1 wife told me to shut up and get back to work....


Alan

So, tell me how this "Watch" thing works. Do you just kinda nonchalantly ask, "Uh, .... Crash, uh... wha timezit? The he stares at the watch until a girl comes over to help and says, "Wha? This...

Appears there's nowhere to go but up, ............. or maybe sideways... Even Bill Cosby couldn't get chicks if he looked like that...

Alan

I kinda figured as much, and that y'all do it at the same time.


Alan

I think it was missing the chapter on cutting hair.

Alan

Well, at least it's not confusing to your barber when y'all say "Just take a little off around the ears".... although it looks like he uses a hacksaw to cut your hair...


Alan

Which one is the eye candy?

Alan

Well,........... that's good news...

Alan

How much Spam could a Spammer Spam if a Spammer could Spam Spam?

Alan

Is there a way to tell is it's real Spam or a cheap imitation?

Alan

The very essence of survival in our terms is NOT doing what most of the rest of the world does as a matter of course.

Alan

Does anyone ever sign on with their first post and say "Hi, I've been here a long time"?

Alan

I'd imagine the water gets pretty salty every morning in India. Plenty of flies aswell and other species....

Alan

Now you gotta admit, those there boys are developing some hard core immunities.

Alan

From some of the ordinary things I've read about India, I'm not real sure (nor am I remotely curious) about what exactly would constitute "Indecent Exposure", but I suppose it could be accomplished...