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Batch, if it is rusty, get some Evapo-rust. It's expensive but it can be used over and over. The stuff words wonders.

And gas. There is that. That's why there's no bugs or mice in the server room.

Back in the day, mom used a hand crank meat grinder that attached to the countertop. It had different plates for different grinds. Mom used it a lot. Mostly for beef but she ran other stuff through...

It's great to hear from you and glad you are doing well. Welcome home again.

They...You know...they. Ask at the barber shop. They know who they are. They've been around forever and I don't imagine they'll leave anytime soon. Not to be confused with he/she/it/him/her/or any of...

They say poisoning can be peaceful...or not. Same for bludgeoning.

I am certain she will appreciate the helpful hint on peeling maters. Especially during this morbidly hot weather while you're sipping iced tea in the lazy boy. If you notice she is looking at the...

Now, now. Don't go butterin' her up. There are those of us that need woman folk like that. Lands sake if she's willing to run to the grocery store and get more bacon that's just extra special in my...

If she does get rid of you, send her my way. Any woman that plies a man with bacon sammiches is okay in my book. There are worser ways to go, you know. (3/4# of bacon, dang. That sounds plum...

Some people are all about ME. They only care about themselves and not about the inconvenience or damage they do to others. I'll bet if that guy with the 4-wheeler got hurt on your land he'd be plenty...

Now that right there is funny!!! If You have the serial numbers, you could report them to your DNR and local police. The police might (might) report them to pawn shops and if DNR happens upon trail...

I was going to say that was quite a pickle but it was just too easy. Hey, wait a minute, I just did. I slay myself.

And you don't know it was Floridians. It's really sad, but that's just the state of the world today. People no longer have a sense of moral compass. Of course, what goes around comes around. But,...

I was born and raised in Illinois and proud to say I'm a former resident. There are a handful of states that should be annexed to surrounding states and that's one of them.

That's okay. The it dredged up an 8 year old post thinking they could post some spam and get by with it. In that time, the idiots over at photobucket have changed their rules for the worse.

It was beta. We laugh about it now. Well, Crash does. I still have nightmares. I ain't sure if that monkey was after me or my coffee. Every noise in the dead of night could be that dang monkey coming...

No doubt the source of future gun fail videos. We had a national guard center in my hometown. They had a shooting range in the basement of the building. The ceiling had metal panels chock full of...

Yeah, Another caught in the act. I chortle as they must ponder how their felonious spam gets all misconstrued right before their very eyes...or eye as the case might be.

That dang trunk monkey chased me plum out of the server room! Crash didn't bother to mention he was beta testing the dang thing. In I stroll with a fresh cup of hot java only to come face to face...

They were in the very process of spamming when BAM they got the hammer whooped on 'em. For them that's like being in the middle of ... well, let's just say a bucket of cold water would interrupt it....

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There is no intelligent life where that thing comes from.

Hokey smokes. Someone was watching over you. Not many folks get a second chance. Make the most of it!

Yeah, one Halloween I dressed up as a skunk. I ate beans and pickled eggs. Gave a whole new meaning trick or treat. :ohno::airhorn:

I just looked (don't be eyein' me like that, I Googled it, okay?). There are 68 gender identities. 68! 68! Dating was a whole lot easier in my day. Hokey cripes, today, you'd have to hand someone a...

I have my identity sewn into my hong. If I could only see it. It's to the point I have to take it off to read it.