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We bought like a 100 chickens at .25 cent apiece....on the hoof..


So had to process them....they were like 2 year old laying hens that had quit laying.

Those gag rubber chickens we less...

One job I had as a young man....turkey catcher for the big commercial farmers.....

That wasn't egg on my face........$.10 cents apiece.

You threw your clothes away after the season.....

Yeah....Tommy the turkey went to live on the farm.....
Yeah, that big farm in the sky.....
He was a good turkey.....

Yeah that's the ticket.

Yeah, I'm pretty good at, "Hey big boy, you want some of..... this?".....In turkey talk of course.
And a few other calls....LOL

Not quite as noisy as guinea fowl, but close.

For eating or burglar alarms.....?.....LOL