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Buhahahahaha. Now that right there is funny. It's all about priorities.

It's about that time of year. So.....

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on...

What is red and white, red and white, red and white?






Santa Claus rolling off your roof.

Here's a couple for you.

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Cooter and Stan were fishing. Cooter said.

"I recon' I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't said a word to me in 2 months."

To which Stan replied.

"Better think about that, Cooter. A good...

I've made my fair share of those projects. Wasn't funny then. Still isn't funny.

Oh, man. If you weren't like me you'd be in a lot of trouble right now.

Wait! What? Back up. What's this bird thing. They lay eggs?

So, dude, I was like at work today and this really, really old guy, must have been 50, hands me, get this, money. I'm like what century are you from?
Seriously, man, that is just wrong. Bitcoin...

Oh, man. I hate higher math. Sheeesh.

Ninja bots. Whooda thunkit? I like Balloon Head. Have to admit I didn't see that coming.

I generally stay in the galley. Someone has to ensure all that food is fit for consumption. Hang on....Has the foi gras been taste tested? Well, bring it over here. Yeah, always in the galley.

Uh, Hunter, that was Crash. I don't think we have a Roger.

It hasn't made the news yet but female aliens have invaded earth and are kidnapping sexy, virulent, good looking men. None of you have anything to worry about. I just posted to say goodbye.

I was gonna invent a pencil with an eraser at both ends. But then I realized it was pointless.

My memory is so bad. (How bad is it?) How bad is what?

How many tickles does it take to make a...

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Just Little Larry....

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little...

Two old guys were sitting at the fountain in the mall waiting for their wives to finish shopping.

1st Old Guy: "I've been sitting here so long my butt fell asleep."
2nd Old Guy: "Yeah, I heard...

(snort, chuckle). Someone is looking up double entendre at this very moment.

I hate this. First, my grand kids tell me my comb over, mutton chop sideburns and mood ring have to go. Now number 14 shows up. This is starting to get serious.

Buhahahahaha!

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