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The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic watering system to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and sense the smell of fresh rain.
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I dont know why I can see Rick doing this.

My Trip To Sam's Club
Yesterday I was at my local Sam's Club
Buying a large bag of Purina dog chowFor my loyal pet, Rover and was in the Checkout...

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is...

Gosh,
I'm rich!


Silver
in the Hair

Gold
in the Teeth

found this.
Girls just dont understand

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My Daughter stuck these little jell filled flower thingies to the...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUosUk6X9gE

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess....
'Will you marry me?'

The Princess said, ‘NO!!!'



And the Prince lived...

LOL. I think I will read it to my wife now.

Edit. It looked something like this:sneaky2:

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfnBIUUBd1s

2D you spend way to much time on you tube. (Thanks for the laughs)

I can diagnose a HVAC system and point and click and change parameters as needed but typing?:eek2: By the time I find the letters to write two words, Rick has written a novel.

I cant believe how fast rick is on this site.

I ALLWAYS GET THE LAST WORD IN!!!!

(yes dear)