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Yeah, I'm a little leery of portals as well. I'd like to see a map of where I'm going first.

The dog or the compass?

(Have you ever noticed that little boys always talk about poop? (raises hand))

It may have been the Denver Triangle. I understand there have been a lot of mysterious disappearances of husbands around Frowdaddy and Century Casinos from time to time. Completely unexplainable.

I'm still trying to figure out the whole compass inside a metal tube thingy.

Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. Let me check my notes. Uh, huh, nope, yep, check. I never, ever plan to be out at sea....at night...submerged. That would be a reeeeeeally bad thing and a compass would be...