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Well, apparently I live 1350 miles from the nearest town in Alaska. :smash:

klkak, will it make you feel any better if I registered as a different name and pretended to live 250 miles from the nearest town in Alaska?

I just have to come up with a good name:
Master of...

Now that is funny...I don't care who you are. :clap: :clap: :clap: