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I'm not asking any questions. Once I found out you ate balut I'm afraid to ask questions.

One spankin' comin' right up....
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First, I was all like AC, cool. Then, I was all like spam, even better. Wait, what? That kind of spam? That is so like, uncool. Someone needs a spanking and sent to bed.
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...and entertaining.

They have Kook-aid in Moldova?

Kool-aid in my Roy Roger's thermos and Twinkies in my WWII rucksack.

Why did it scare you? (I'm using a bait caster)

The cost of that new Handy Rifle. He ain't no dummy.

We had a 36 inch fan in the attic that pulled air through the house. You would lay in bed with the window open and that fan pulling air over you. That was until we got the window AC unit. Then I...

That's where my Beretta came from. Nothing broke this month so I figured I was waaaay ahead.

If I had a nickel for every phone I've changed out because of cockroaches.......

Oh, my word. That nearly brought on a case of the vapours! Got to have my AC![/COLOR]

You know they send some guy out and suck all that R12 out of the old stuff. So I know some place there is a ginormous tank of G12. Ginormous! Guy don't need but a couple of pounds.

And Slim, your...