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You know, I've got to work on this whole zipper first then pee sequence thing. I gotta go change my pants...again.

Yeah, that 947 times, been there. You won't get me 948 times though. Here, hold my beer.

At our age we go for visuals and cheap laughs. It's all we have left.

I once had a stove with a four foot flame praying the fuel burned up before the garage did. There are some fuels that work too good.