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I'll bet the fishin' was crappy and the fish were bat sh** crazy. (I slay myself. I really do.)

None of the caves I've ever been in had enough water to dive in. If you had dived, it would have been painful what with all the rocks and such. One thing about it. You'd have gotten your money's...

At least I wear a hong. Going hongless may be responsible for white nose bat syndrome, chronic wasting disease or any number of other problems with critters. I'll stop short of blaming Covid on him...

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I got my eyes closed but I was being honest. Tell me when your pants are up and don't come no closer.

I am so proud of you. That was really good.

I have a couple one or two but no Glocks. Guns to me are a lot like girls. They all got their own personalities. They all are a bit particular in what they like to eat and if you ain't careful they...