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  1. It was a 747 I think.... Alan

    It was a 747 I think....


    Alan
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    Well, another option is to just go ahead and get...

    Well, another option is to just go ahead and get it and play your hand.

    It's not a good option, ....

    Alan
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    Well, Hello Doll..... Wha? Where's she...

    Well, Hello Doll.....

    Wha?

    Where's she go?


    Alan
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    Welcome to Earth, Virus Fighter! My nephew's...

    Welcome to Earth, Virus Fighter!

    My nephew's wife, COVID-19 assessment unit Midland Hospital.

    https://i.imgur.com/adgOL5D.jpg


    Alan
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    I think that probably has the potential to start...

    I think that probably has the potential to start a new epidemic of some sort...

    Alan
  6. Now I'll never know how to operate my Dubaianese...

    Now I'll never know how to operate my Dubaianese air conditioner..... oh well.....

    Alan
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    I would imagine there would be quite a bit of...

    I would imagine there would be quite a bit of wait time for that particular chair.... and make sure the barber cuts only one hair at a time...


    Alan
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    Is that like marrying a woman with small hands? ...

    Is that like marrying a woman with small hands?

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    "... so if u intend to catch big fish, ..." ...

    "... so if u intend to catch big fish, ..."

    Even if the rest of the garbage was legit, this was a dead give-away that the thing typing it had no Earthly idea about fishing, and probably had never...
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    Social distancing is the best thing to come along...

    Social distancing is the best thing to come along in a long time....


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    Gas in San Antonio $1.70 and dropping. Alan

    Gas in San Antonio $1.70 and dropping.

    Alan
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    I've got a lot of Irish blood in my veins and...

    I've got a lot of Irish blood in my veins and I've certainly done my part in keeping my kinsmen from ruling the world, but, even in my most inebriate, needful state,

    I would not "Go Green"!

    ...
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    Reading an article on Fox News this morning. A...

    Reading an article on Fox News this morning. A nurse in Colorado got the CV and made this statement about the symptoms....

    “We got back and my muscles ached, my bones ached and my joints ached...
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    Good thing Tony kept his jeans on or you might...

    Good thing Tony kept his jeans on or you might have had more than just getting lost to live down....


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    and still, even with that great advice, ... he...

    and still, even with that great advice, ... he didn't make it. Survivin is a tough business.

    Alan
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    We learned early on no to mention feeling sick,...

    We learned early on no to mention feeling sick, and certainly not IRREGULARITY at my grandmother's house. She had some "cures" that would make a witch doctor blanche!

    When we moved, I was going...
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    I don't know about those things. That's probably...

    I don't know about those things. That's probably a good thing.

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    We had a regular ward. My two next youngest...

    We had a regular ward. My two next youngest sisters and I all had the damn things at the same time. We were all in one bedroom together. All I remember is how dark and gloomy it was in there. The...
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    Oddly, that looks kinda good.... I need some...

    Oddly, that looks kinda good.... I need some sleep I guess...

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    Poor Bishop. His PFS has been totally eclipsed...

    Poor Bishop. His PFS has been totally eclipsed by the Nigerian Spammers....

    Although, he's had over a year to get over it. It must be disheartening to finally get a reply only to find out it's...
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    I miss the AOL sound effects. My Nigerian...

    I miss the AOL sound effects.

    My Nigerian windfall should be here any day now. They said they only needed $10,000 more to finalize the transfer.


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    I never had the goose fat remedy, probably...

    I never had the goose fat remedy, probably because not geese were at hand. Vick's Vapo Rub was my mom's go to remedy.

    The Doctor we went to would give you a shot then ask what was wrong with...
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    Give it up Cliff. I'm hopeless. I lived...

    Give it up Cliff. I'm hopeless. I lived through imminent crispy critter death of the Cold War, the mind bending 70's, Y2K, then the Rapture left me behind, Obama, and now this exponentially deadly...
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    Yes, and so does the toilet paper industry.... ...

    Yes, and so does the toilet paper industry....


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    Cliff, I think you said it was more infectious...

    Cliff, I think you said it was more infectious and 10 times as deadly a while back.

    40 dead as of today. Only 349,999,960 Americans left to go.

    More people died on US highways today than of...
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