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Dang, I hope you're all right. The trouble with pets is people. Hopefully, he's chipped and he just got away from someone and animal control can find the owner. I don't have any respect for someone...

I see what you did there.

The days of Green Anaconda were fun. Now that everyone has that song in their heads...

(sigh) rattlesnakes. On the List. We just have bunny rabbits, squirrels and frogs up here. Oh, sure, we have the occasional cotton mouth and copperhead. But, they are Northern snakes with manners....

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Seed Ticks...On the List.

Back in the bathroom, huh?

Small world. Three of them showed up.

That's true. I live in a world of fantasy and make believe. Nothing is real. Not even you.

Oh, it ain't just Florida. Chiggers live up here too. I have been home to chigger condominiums. Plush high rise apartments and even chigger skyscrapers on one or two occasions. There was a time when...

Good heavens. Are you on medication? This one forum bothers you so much that you had to register twice to toss out some irrational rants and tell everyone how hopeless we are? I do hope you feel...

You made no mention of cell towers. You see? Even though you deleted your posts, we can restore them. Nope, no cell towers mentioned.

Just curious. Did they move Chicago to northern Canada?

I'm not overprotective. I just don't need the competition. I'm old.

I'm embearased.

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We were lucky growing up. We had an attic fan. I don't remember the size but it was big. Maybe 42 inches (?). Something like that. We would turn that thing on at night and it would pull air through...

When I was in Costa Rica there were nakid ladies. I told my son to turn his head and not look. He asked me why. I told him it was a father's duty to make certain the son was not corrupted. I made him...

I was practicin'....or tryin' to before I got the crap beat of me. You gotta practice your survival skills.

I see what you did there. Went right to the root of the issue.

Okay, I tried that today. That girl beat the crap out of me. I didn't even get the chance to explain what I was doing. That was like the opposite of survival.

I have been practicing in the mirror but I cannot seem to get my lips in my ears. Not even close.

White petroleum jelly is all you need and stay hydrated. Chapped lips are dry lips. You might also consider seeing a dermatologist. That could be an allergic reaction, a yeast infection or even a...

He's baaaaack. Good to see ya' Rebel.

My brother was a WWII baby. But mom was 35 when I came along. Can you say surprise? Try being a teenager when your mom is going through the change. There's a laugh a minute for you. No wonder dad...

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The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Finns
Folks in Siam do it--
Think of Siamese twins
Some Argentines, without means, do it
People...