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Drats, Rick...I couldn't wrap my mind around that one even as a joke...or a stick figure cartoon. Overactive imagination, I guess.

As an aside:
So underwhelemed at the quaality of spammers we get...

That's why he missed the schedule of activities.

At first I thought "nobody" was another clueless kid, but his profile indicates (surprise!) a 63yr. old man.
(Apologies to all the clueless kids) I've often wondered how one gets to that age and...

Now this is what I've been waiting for. Let the games begin! (firing off an imaginary gun)