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I made a lot of sausage with a hand crank grinder. I rigged a belt to a variable speed drill wit a foot pedal control and made a lot more. Then one day I got a $350 grinder/suffer from Cabela's and...

Who is "They"? I suppose it depends on who you ask...

Alan

All her knives are terminally dull. I'm not real sure how she does it. I can sharpen one of them for 20 min and in less time than I can say, "Be careful it's really shar...", it won't cut hot...

Anything fresh from the garden is usually the best. I will mention to the cook that she should start peeling the tomatoes. She like helpful culinary tips like that...

The 100+ temps and no rain...

Don't get me wrong. I'm keeping her as long as my arteries hold out!

Alan

Well, I did tell her it was real good, the best I ever had, and that I was sure looking forward to another one like it, but since there seemed to be only 1/4# of bacon left she might want to swing by...

She made me a BLT for lunch and I'm pretty sure there was 3/4# of bacon on it... Of course I ate it real quick before she changed her mind!

Alan

Just get a camera cover that says "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY"

Alan

They must be sleeping in this morning...

Alan

I've been to a public range a few times, as in about three.... On all of those occasions there was someone doing something that was annoying or unsafe... One guy walks past 12 stations to set up...

My dad never really taught me muzzle discipline... He just taught me discipline... So, when he said don't ever point a gun at anyone, EVER... I knew what that meant without him having to go into...

There must still be a few bugs to work out of "Spam Monkey".


Alan

If only the ban hammer actually hurt and would raise a knot….


Alan

Glad you caught this before a major life changing event occurred...

Alan

If they see your avatar picture they're not going to think you're anything but white....


Alan

Gas generators are generally used by those who are responsible enough to take care of themselves, .... i.e. primarily conservatives. How to make sure those nasty conservatives can't bypass the...

Well, I already banned the Brandon administration anyway so it doesn't affect me or my generators...

Alan

Watched a comedy standup by Carrot Top once... He referred to the Dr. office forms question of Sex. M or F... He said it was confusing because he preferred F, but was mostly by himself.....

Alan

Now you've done it.... He's going to post the picture, and we'll all suffer...

Alan

It is NOT camping weather here at all....

Alan

I wonder what kind of money spammers make? Do they get paid by the can or by the bite?

Alan

Along with a contingency of 357/38/9mm handguns, I have a S&W Mod 58 41 mag. It is not much more unpleasant than a full pill 357. I have a S&W Mod 29 44 mag (The most powerful handgun in the world...

We have a grey fox that lives under my wood pile. I toss squirrels and fish heads over by the entrance and she cleans them up. When the wild persimmons start falling she brings her kits in the yard...

Yeah, me too...

Alan

I tried smoking a pipe years ago. Didn't work. Same with cigars... too much going on... I stuck with cigarettes until I decided I wanted to stop coughing up bloody, black phlegm every morning... 13...