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Teacher: Little Johnny, you look sad. What's wrong?

Little Johnny: I saw a dead cat on my way to school.

Teacher: How do youknow it was dead?

Little Johnny: I pissed in its ear and it...

A CNN reporter walks into a neighborhood tavern and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy at the end of the bar wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat. It didn't take an Einstein to know the...

I shake my head in disbelief and laugh out loud every time I hear that.

Almost like one of my favorites.


A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after...

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Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation, walking downtown, window shopping, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.99 each, shirts $1.99 each, trousers $2.49 each.

Bubba says to his...

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Grandma Jones is driving along on her way home from church one fine Sunday morning when she spots a police car in her rear view mirror, the patrol car is following her with it's flashing red and...

Sunday Morning Sex

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to...

And her response? Or are you still recovering in ICU?

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."



Patty...

Oh, he's in trouble alright. He's just going to have to wait a bit for the frying pan smack.

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for...

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I see what you did there. I like it.

Out looking for Rick are you?

Yep, I understand the origins of the first panel of the cartoon/meme/whatever it is - just failed to see the humor in the other three panels.

Sorry, I fail to see any humor in that.

Oh.....you said ten, not test. :whistling:

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe...

Pinocchio, Snow White & Superman


Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:

"Beauty contest for the most...

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.


Then they call me poor and ugly.

My wife accused me of being immature.


I told her to get out of my fort.

Or why he might be curious. It's a brave new world.

This is probably the origins of the phrase...."It is better to give than to receive".