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Where do terrorists go when they die?

EVERYWHERE!

I went into an ace hardware one time, needing denatured alcohol for a wood project. The girl was new and about college age with a more experienced cashier one register over keeping an eye out on her....

Here I thought eggs always came from momma! I love them fried with a little bit of cheese!

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Kinda glad I'm not the only one......

That is funny, Nell. Nobody wants a constipated Jeep now, do they?

I went to the hardware store the other day to get a few things. When I went to check out, it was apparent that the young lady was new and recently allowed to work the register on her own with a more...

I have never heard of a man that would look down at himself and call them "little bastards"!!!!! Could that be a side effect of pesticides?! :innocent:

Wait, you're that Rick? I thought you looked familiar. I'm in for it now!

Hey Sarge, I like the Mrs. Woolf bit. Kinda reminds me of my college days!

True story. In college, a bunch of my friends and I had aftermarket radios in our cars that also came with remotes. We...

Two brothers, ages six and four, woke up one morning and started talking. The six year old tells the four year old that it is about time for them to start cussing. The four year old goes along with...

Your stuck on an island with Ginger and Maryanne, do you really want to attain self rescue?!

Ben and Colin are two elderly gentlemen who live in New York State who love going fishing together. They decide to do some 'ice fishing'. Since neither have experienced it before, Ben suggests that...