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Subject: A lawyer with a kind heart?

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got...

A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Cabela's associate is standing...

An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States...a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an...

A young cowboy from Texas goes off to college, but half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'You won't believe what modern education is...

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer - Your're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let...

I love lawyer jokes, both of my wife's brothers are lawyers. I send them to them all the time. One is the county DA, the other works for a fortune 500 company as a corporate lawyer.

A downhearted young hunter just got back into the big city after a weekend in the woods with no meat to be brought home for his family.

Walking the city streets he happened upon a bottle in a...

Know Why There's No Lawyers Pictures On A Stamp?

What is a criminal lawyer?

Redundant.

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God’s work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door...

Three women at the doctors office. The first one goes in to see the doctor. When the doctor goes to examine her he notices a big Y on her chest.
The doctor asks, " Why do you have a big Y on your...

LMAO

I see you were taking the lawyer jokes personally and started an attack on engineers, I figured it was targeted at me, so to test my theory I updated my profile. I was correct in your...

A Massachusetts lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an...

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely...

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.

He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is
certain that he has a better education. He...

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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten
million bucks.

His bookkeeper is...

New Lawyer

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes...

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all died and went to heaven.
St. Peter was there, having a bad day because heaven was getting crowded. When they got to the gate, St....

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

Q: What's wrong with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in the street. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of...

That one made me spit up my coffee. lol

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Well, now we know...

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