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There are just way too many jokes there for me to get started. I'll just let it go. I sure wish you had mentioned they had bulls because....

I'm sure your grandfather taught you that sap start starts flowing in the Catskills toward the end of February and into March. That's when the sap is collected.

How fortunate you asked that question at the right time of year. Were his cows at the cabin as well?

I confess I have never carried a wedge backpacking. I've never split a log with a knife either. Never chopped a tree with a knife either. Perhaps I've never been in a situation that I've needed too.

It was a bug. The 2nd one said squash it. That's why the first one said no, it's a bug.

Tricky. Mighty tricky.

Two Indians standing by a TeePee. One looked down and said Uhg Bug. The second one said squash it. The first one said No. Uhg Bug. If you can't figure it out let me know.

We won't let wife #1 know about this. You own way too many guns to share this with her and your land is way too open for her to even give you a running a start.

Here you go. Skip to the 11 minute mark and you'll get the idea. Save your knife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghs5mtbKP_g