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Just days ago have read about spammers and banning.

Now that right there is funny I don't care who you are. God bless them little fly swattin' pygmies down there in New Guinea.

Homeland security would be okay. The real fear is ISIS will try to recruit you.

"Mustafah, what is the age limit on suicide bombers?"
"Can he walk?"

On the up side you'll go to the land of 70...

If you are going to tell the world you are an expert at something, please choose something more important that a berry. Others may confuse the type of berry. Dingle........ling.

Seriously, I let that line go and nobody but nobody ran with it. [/COLOR]

The are normally right next to the ant gloves and ant ball bats.

Elongated twig ant. On the list!

Yeah, I've spent a LOT of time in TX and FL. I was headquarted in both states for many years. Our corporate headquarters was in Dallas and our I.T. headquarters...

Swarming tents. On the list. Gotta get some more paper. There really is something dreadfully wrong when you make a statement..." there is no area large enough to completely avoid them and other...

There are few critters I believe should be extinct. Fire ants are on that very short list. Killer bees made it too.

I remember using coal oil soaked rags tied around our ankles. But that stuff killed grass everywhere you walked so it was bound to be good....................

I can see you ploppin' down in front of the fire and extending your feet to warm them. POOF! Flaming appendages. LOL.

Deet, followed by Deet and then generally more Deet. If that fails a lot of crying and scratching. I do know Orajel works on mosquito bites so no reason they wouldn't work on chiggers. Good post.