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because we're in kahoots with 'em :wheelchair:

While reading this thread the ole lady said, " pork is also a verb". She remembers watching The Simpsons and Bart was writing on the chalkboard, " pork is not a verb".

:clap: you might end up with this:crying:

:no: I had fun writing it though.

We finally have water in our creeks and rivers since the storm yesterday. They have been dry all summer and the cattle farmers have been bringing water to their cows. When a person has to do that its...

I don't watch commercials. Ever since I got my Tivo box commercials are mainly out of my life, except when I'm watching a ballgame. I once wrote a news anchor and ask how she liked working for drug...

Thanx for the link, now I know. Can I join your club:smartass:

Clingy clingy clingy, I can't stand clingy people. I enjoy being by myself and rarely get bored. And whats worse than clingy people is unannounced visitors who come to visit and plan on spending the...

Wow that sucks, but at least they were dumb thieves and left some ID markers of themselves. I bet it is the "X" and one of her kin folk. Maybe your son will throw some hints your way one day, he just...

Not unusual to hear gun shots here. Everybody is armed and many shouldn't be, especially with moonshine running thru there veins. Our last murder was last year when a young man killed his brother and...

Alright, it works. Thanx, thats 1 more thing to remember. :thumbup1:

There are alot of semi-permanent dwellings in my area. Everything from small ragged out campers to carports with tarps around them. Small shelters with tarps on the roofs are quite common. We have so...

LOL, Crisco Party.

What a great site, thanx. I found a cemetary that I've heard about, but never did find it. Can someone tell me how to delete things from my "Favorites", I'm teaching myself on the computer and havn't...

All I heard was Masseuse. I forgot to add that everytime I touch metal (in my house) in the winter I get zapped. I take it that is dry air and I need a humidifier. I never gave it much thought about...

Neat link, I gotta copy it and send it to guy who wrote about the hollow moon. :wacko:

LOL, alright this is some of what I read and is why I ask. Someone has to be the class dunce.
On April 7, 1972, Apollo 17 the last manned moon mission was launched. They brought along equipment (...

Holy Mackeral, I have a can of bag balm and haven't tried it. It didn't even cross my mind, I must be in another world. If it doesn't help I will try Drapoline. I've been so focused on buying maximum...

I checked search and came up with nothing. I have horrible winter itch on my legs every year and can't find a thing to keep it under control. Any help would be appreciated. The wife is an avon dealer...

He really is looney tunes. Probably the next anti-christ.

A lady down the road dog sitted her nieces 2 pit bulls and she let them run freely. They started harassing a horse and donkey, so I called her and she put them in her garage. Two hours later the dogs...

Real Men vs Modern Wimps. Every father has been saying " I don't want my children to go through what I had to go through", for decades and centuries. Its finally here, a nation full of spoiled rotten...

Is the moon hollow?

I would be happy to accept 30,000 pennies, at least I would be getting paid.

Oh yea, I've heard the stories about hemp rope when I was in the navy. We were constantly being drilled and one of the drills was a fuel oil line leak, and we used rope to slow or stop the imaginary...