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    An old one stands the test of time: A street...

    An old one stands the test of time:

    A street walker comes up to a guy and says, I'll do anything for 50 bucks.
    He says, sure, paint my house.
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    @Crash; That's a good one. Love!

    @Crash; That's a good one. Love!
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    http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/attachme...

    http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=11905&stc=1
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    http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/attachme...

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    A married Irishman went into the confessional and...

    A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
    The priest said, 'What do you mean almost?'
    The Irishman said, 'Well, we got...
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    http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/attachme...

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    Har, har! My favorite type of jokes!

    Har, har! My favorite type of jokes!
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    Can't make it up...

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    A man and his wife were having some problems at...

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
    Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for...
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    Macho man married good-looking lady, and after...

    Macho man married good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

    'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from...
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    Apropos of that...

    . . . . . 9816
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    Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office...

    Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, "Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2014!"

    "Great Nancy, but how?" asked Harry.

    "We'll get some cheesy clothes...
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    Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he...

    Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided that he really needed a new robe. After looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor. So, he went in and made the...
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    What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A...

    What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover?
    The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
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    How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce...

    How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same?
    Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.
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    A man owned a small farm in Kansas. The Kansas...

    A man owned a small farm in Kansas.
    The Kansas Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

    “I need a list of your employees...
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    Speaking of Sothern Baptists...

    Why don't S. Baptists have $ex standing up?
    They afraid people would think they're dancing.
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    SHTFMIKE cleaned up the joke didn't he?

    SHTFMIKE cleaned up the joke didn't he?
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    The American Medical Association has weighed...

    The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package.
    The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash...
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    Reunion

    A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for
    dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's next to
    Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they only had six dollars...
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    Just an idea to hep you out: you can eat an...

    Just an idea to hep you out:
    you can eat an apple with one hand. :innocent:
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    The bar has been raised. Are you up to the...

    The bar has been raised. Are you up to the challenge, Rick?
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    That's pretty much it. Even a caveman can...

    That's pretty much it. Even a caveman can understand it.
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    Notes from the edge of life

    Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
    Sincerely,
    Unicorns

    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about the global warming.
    Karma's a b--ch.
    Sincerely,
    The...
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    Just what I was gonna say but you beat me to it....

    Just what I was gonna say but you beat me to it.
    Now how about those hong pics of Rick?
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