An old one stands the test of time:
A street walker comes up to a guy and says, I'll do anything for 50 bucks.
He says, sure, paint my house.
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An old one stands the test of time:
A street walker comes up to a guy and says, I'll do anything for 50 bucks.
He says, sure, paint my house.
@Crash; That's a good one. Love!
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Har, har! My favorite type of jokes!
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The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
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Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.
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SHTFMIKE cleaned up the joke didn't he?
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Just an idea to hep you out:
you can eat an apple with one hand. :innocent:
The bar has been raised. Are you up to the challenge, Rick?
That's pretty much it. Even a caveman can understand it.
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We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
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Karma's a b--ch.
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The...
Just what I was gonna say but you beat me to it.
Now how about those hong pics of Rick?