I received this in an email from my wife today. Mykah is my almost 4yo rambunctious son and Pierce is the family cat:
"Last week I went into the laundry room to take the clothes out and fold them....
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I received this in an email from my wife today. Mykah is my almost 4yo rambunctious son and Pierce is the family cat:
"Last week I went into the laundry room to take the clothes out and fold them....
You are on a horse, galloping away at top speed. On your right is a sharp drop off, on your left is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a kangaroo and your...
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was...
Good Mothers let their children lick the batter off the mixer, great Mothers turn it off first.
BS and Brilliance
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing...
Amen Pal!! Nothing I could add to that.
Though this may not be a joke per say, it made me laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GTfq2m-SnY
HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes...
Thanks...it is an unfortunate funny reality
Let Me See If I Got This Right!!!
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You Get 12 Years Hard Labor.
If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.
If...