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Got a kid in the hallway once I was sure he had dip in his lip. I called him on it and he said it wasn't in his mouth. I asked what he did with it. He said, (as he was going green) "I swallowed...

Bill would never lie to his parents.....

Alan

Dear Bill's Mom, Thank you for your response. Doing his homework by "Lighter Light" certainly goes a long way in explaining the quality of Bill's homework... I will gladly return his lighter to him...

Back when I was a high school asst. principal, one of the main confiscated items was lighters of one kind or another. The kids couldn't have them at school and I'd take them up and tell them to ask...

Sometimes fame is so short lived....

Alan

That's the way I get new stuff. I "organize" my shop/tool room/gun room/etc... Then I can't find anything for six months. After that time I start finding unrelated stuff that I've "Organized" and...

Yer just not sociable, that's what it is.....

Alan

One thing I've learned after a lifetime of fishing is that I'm not smarter than a fish.....


Alan

AC on the boat is what we used to call a 4/90 in a car. But it was nice and cool in the shade of that bridge.

Alan

The Crappie are easy to find down here in Summer. Look for cold deep water.

We're too much of homebodies to leave for a season... We've got one bunch of grandkids or another running in and out...

Hadn't had the boat out in a while so I decided today was the day... Temps only in the mid 90s. Got to the lake about 12:30 and met some guys coming in. They asked if I wanted their leftover...

Oh boy! Fried computer just like Mama used to make!

Alan

Ahhh... the ether world.... I hear there is no return from there..

Alan

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These best friends of ours give us so much and take so little in return. They are truly our best friends...

You can bet he'll be waiting for you...

Alan

You're going to have to really try to come up with something these folks around here find strange....

Alan

He already did. By Sunday noon, you have the chance to be whole again...

Alan

Spammin', got my chips cashed in
Keep Spammin', like the do-dah man
Together, more or less in line
Just keep Spammin' on

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That's a pretty neat little lamp. I can see where putting some kind of reflector behind it could throw the light a bit more.

Too much pillaging? Well, my pillaging happens at such a pace these...

It's starting to look like the Vikings had the right idea of it being bad luck to have a woman on the boat...

Vikings were kinda like a hybrid Pirate/Barbarian. Sail up, jump off the boat, do...

I’m not really sure what we’ll do with the maidens… maybe they can paddle the boat…


Alan

Barbarians are welcome on the boat, ... as long as they bring extra ale to swill and perhaps a maiden or two. Sharing is caring...

Alan

Can't do that in the fortress either... or swill ale... oh and wipe your boots... it just goes on and on and on.....


Alan

Bossy wenches are the worst. Take all the fun out of pillaging, plundering, and they take an awful dim view of bringing home maidens to ravage...

Alan

I can see where plundering as a pirate might be a little tiresome... you gotta plunder the plunder, haul it to the boat, go find a desert island someplace, make a map on an old grocery sack, step off...