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I don't follow. Crash and I do each other's hair.

Crash is the pretty one on the left with the watch. I'm the smart one. That dang watch gets all the women, though. Gotta get me one. I gotta learn to spit, too. My shirt is takin' a beatin' with the...

Crash and I been working this here job so long we're starting to look a bit alike. So they say. I don't see it.

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We're not just pretty faces around here.

Beautiful pictures. My turn. What is that white stuff?

For this explanation, we're gonna start slow so everyone can stay with us.

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Wait...What?!

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Unless they moved the United States to New Zealand, I'm pretty certain you are not in the US.

Saltwater fishing in the heart of India? Well I'll be dipped. Dipnetted I say there, son. Dipnetted as in fishing.

...or hard core diseases. Whichever. There are chunky things floating in that. Nasty.

You betcha. The law of supply and demand. We keep the supply of spammers low and demand that all you monkeys be banned. That's how it works.

I don't know, bears are pretty quick. Oh, wait...you meant...never mind.

We should hook this guy up with jackyjoy.

Right now, he's walking half naked down the road dragging a wet dhoti behind him. With any luck, he's wearing a hong. Either that or the India Police Service has arrested him for indecent exposure or...

If I were you, I would hang out very near the Hooghly River there in India. It would supply a lot of water. If you are not concerned about being immodest, you could soak your dhoti in the river and...

You can't delete your old account, however, you can create a new.

I apologize but there is nothing I can do to assist. I have contacted the owner in an attempt to help some other members and have never received a response.

Enjoy this year. Remember, next year will be 2020 too.

I made a resolution not to make any resolutions then realized I had broken my resolution. Then I was like.....

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Happy New Year Everyone. I hope your new year is safe, healthy and prosperous.

A sacrilegious post that earned immediate banning. That and the link I removed.

Yea. What he said twice. So there!

Alexsunny123 told me when we were talking about extended car warranties. It all comes full circle doesn't it?

They tend to run slower and the meat is generally sweeter. (Did I say that out loud?)

Another shooter in Kolkata, India? Interesting. Good luck with that.