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So, tell me how this "Watch" thing works. Do you just kinda nonchalantly ask, "Uh, .... Crash, uh... wha timezit? The he stares at the watch until a girl comes over to help and says, "Wha? This...

Appears there's nowhere to go but up, ............. or maybe sideways... Even Bill Cosby couldn't get chicks if he looked like that...

Alan

I kinda figured as much, and that y'all do it at the same time.


Alan

I think it was missing the chapter on cutting hair.

Alan

Well, at least it's not confusing to your barber when y'all say "Just take a little off around the ears".... although it looks like he uses a hacksaw to cut your hair...


Alan

Which one is the eye candy?

Alan

Well,........... that's good news...

Alan

How much Spam could a Spammer Spam if a Spammer could Spam Spam?

Alan

Is there a way to tell is it's real Spam or a cheap imitation?

Alan

The very essence of survival in our terms is NOT doing what most of the rest of the world does as a matter of course.

Alan

Does anyone ever sign on with their first post and say "Hi, I've been here a long time"?

Alan

I'd imagine the water gets pretty salty every morning in India. Plenty of flies aswell and other species....

Alan

Now you gotta admit, those there boys are developing some hard core immunities.

Alan

From some of the ordinary things I've read about India, I'm not real sure (nor am I remotely curious) about what exactly would constitute "Indecent Exposure", but I suppose it could be accomplished...

Well, I hope we didn't say something that got jockjoy's feelings hurt....

Alan

Well, to carry a pocket knife you gotta have pockets, and guys that wear dresses .... well pockets are , uh... optional.

Personally, I can't imagine much more repugnant than a big gulp of water...

Rick has all the best survival situation answers. The guy is a blooming genius!

Ima get wona them da-hotie girls to soak up some water and carry it for me. That sounds like fun!

Alan

Happy New Year to everyone also. I'm going to make lots and lots of resolutions. That way the sheer volume of resolve will bear some fruit.

Alan

Normally, if bees are working a flow, they won't bother anyone or anything. They just want to get the nectar and get gone. We have Confederate Jasmine on a fence. It makes a very sweet flower and I...

Be careful with that "Like Minds" thing. I gets a little disturbing in here every now and then....

Alan

Well, my immune system is over the top. I never get sick, never got the flu, cuts/scrapes heal fast, etc, etc, etc... I had one day of fever (100.1 or so), half a day of shortness of breath, and...

For a long time I had one of those "old school" canvas tents that were great in the cold rain as long as you didn't touch the inside of the tent. There are few experiences that can compare to...

Oh, and winter's coming up. Get equipped and go out and spend a few nights in the actual cold. The learning curve will heighten considerably...

Alan

Well, .... yes...

Alan

Sandra, I look down the barrel of every firearm I prepare to shoot. I don't guess at a clean/clear bore.

Jim, were they misfires or squibs?

Alan