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    Very cool!

    Very cool!
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    Not into masochism bondage, or discipline at all....

    Not into masochism bondage, or discipline at all. I have a safistic streak that I keep packed away for special events but when I unwrap it, it's not usually consentual.
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    O.o What do you use as a binder?

    O.o

    What do you use as a binder?
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    Just remember, if you light a match and the pond...

    Just remember, if you light a match and the pond catches fire and then the plant you're foraging from burns down... don't eat it.
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    I like hot sauces for the taste. If it's so hot I...

    I like hot sauces for the taste. If it's so hot I can't taste anything after I eat it, I don't want it. My favorite line of hot sauces is TryMe. They started in Tennessee but are now in new Orleans....
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    Ooh, day purty. What is that handle? Painted?...

    Ooh, day purty.

    What is that handle? Painted? Laminate?
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    Control burns, mostly. A lot of that happens down...

    Control burns, mostly. A lot of that happens down South. It gets rid of ticks and other parasites and helps conifers cast seeds.
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    'deed Happy Thanksgiving.

    'deed

    Happy Thanksgiving.
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    It's been awhile for me, but Vincent's a great...

    It's been awhile for me, but Vincent's a great friend and companion. I can't imagine me without him...and therein lies the rub...
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    I can't help but think that y'all's life was...

    I can't help but think that y'all's life was better because you were together while you were.
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    I remember some of the prices of cars on The...

    I remember some of the prices of cars on The Price is Right back in the 70s. It's chilling.

    I drove disposable vans for most of my adult life.

    I'm a pedestrian now. I have a driver's license...
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    Well, see, the floorboard in the trunk should...

    Well, see, the floorboard in the trunk should have rusted out before the trunk flooded. Then all the water would have leaked out. Y' gotta do things in sequence.

    My first car was a Dodge Dart with...
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    They're probably trying to get away from the...

    They're probably trying to get away from the deer.

    Actually,
    https://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/article240227976.html
    That would be North Carolina, but it looks like skunks rut in the...
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    Heck, I collect those things. I spotted a multi...

    Heck, I collect those things. I spotted a multi tool, I think it was a Sharper Image in a Tuesday Morning shop that had a hammer. It looked fairly sturdy so I added a pair of chisels and that's the...
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    When Ronny died in the plane crash, my brother...

    When Ronny died in the plane crash, my brother Ronny was in the Air Force in Washington State. We got a lot of consolation cards...even from our church. My mother was beside herself. I thought it was...
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    My understanding is that there's only two...

    My understanding is that there's only two VanZandt families. One's French and the other's German. We're both from the German so I assume "yes", distantly. We're perfectly willing to claim them,...
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    Hmmm...spam borscht. I haven't tried that yet.

    Hmmm...spam borscht. I haven't tried that yet.
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    The Oklahoma VanZandts, my more proximate kin,...

    The Oklahoma VanZandts, my more proximate kin, were associated with the Younger Gang. My great-grandfather was named Jesse James VanZandt. He was a lawyer. You can be a lawyer and a redneck at the...
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    Now, I always distinguished between rednecks and...

    Now, I always distinguished between rednecks and hillbillies. I'm a redneck myself...from Florida, Georgia, and Alabama.

    There's a story about the VanZandts of Texas (there's a county named after...
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    Don't underestimate all the personal attention...

    Don't underestimate all the personal attention you're giving her. That's healing all by itself!

    Also, you must have a healer (get it? "healer"?)
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    Actually, that's pretty high for one of y'all's...

    Actually, that's pretty high for one of y'all's little black bears. Could that be lightning?. If seen some weird lightning strikes and the bolt gouges out tree trunks like ke that.
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    That's a pretty good job. She's not fooled ng...

    That's a pretty good job. She's not fooled ng with the bandages, right. Topical creams aren't usually good to use internally. But if she isn't lucking it off...

    I usually use peroxide and let them...
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    Where was it? Despite expert opinions that there...

    Where was it? Despite expert opinions that there are no permanent colonies of bears in Alabama, I've seen way to many trees used as scratching posts and itching posts throughout my life to believe it.
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    I miss the CNF. You don't have cholla.

    I miss the CNF. You don't have cholla.
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    The language used by all programmers is...

    The language used by all programmers is profanity.

    I've always growled quietly, then loudly, and then started throwing furniture. That's pretty effective.

    We, out west, have come up with a...
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