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Hey, that's me! Congrats on the early Christmas gift.

Ah, yes. Mark Twain's famous cable..."The rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated."

Now that would be a story.

Tell us about that scar grandpa.
I was in this bar and a guy pulled a pair of pliers on me...

One hand, huh?

Somewhere in a dark alley....

Give me your money, man (click)
Dude, those are pliers.
Uh, need anything fixed? Aha...

They were always too pricey for my blood. I own a few Gerbers. They seem to work just fine. I'm sure the Leatherman are the bees knees but I'm just too cheap.

It's tough getting old. On the bright side, a little older and you won't even remember having left it. You'll just wonder why you put an empty scabbard on your belt. Sorry for the loss. That is a...