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    Not to be snide or anything but in Russia, so I'm...

    Not to be snide or anything but in Russia, so I'm told, you get a free ride to Ukraine...then you get banned...permanently.

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    I told you - change the Forum Platform to the...

    I told you - change the Forum Platform to the Elephant Forum.

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    Well, that was easy peasy. ...

    Well, that was easy peasy.

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    I was gonna guess moderately old but I'll go with...

    I was gonna guess moderately old but I'll go with Alan. Yeah, what he said. How did you know about that Russian saw thingy? Do they have Russian saws in Texas? I could understand Mexican saws but...
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    We have a section for political comments.

    We have a section for political comments.
  6. Goats. You need some goats. Meat, cheese and...

    Goats. You need some goats. Meat, cheese and milk. Get a donkey to keep the vermin at bay.
  7. Well for cryin' out loud. That ain't right. It's...

    Well for cryin' out loud. That ain't right. It's like 19F here. That is just plain wrong.
  8. I'm not certain if you believe that or are just...

    I'm not certain if you believe that or are just baiting for an argument. We garden as much as we want. There is nothing better than fresh food from the garden. It's not prohibited at all. As for...
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    Right back at you and everyone else. stuffing my...

    Right back at you and everyone else. stuffing my mouth with two hands of food will make typing a bit tough and the keyboard messy.
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    Jalapenos is Spanish for "bites twice", if I...

    Jalapenos is Spanish for "bites twice", if I remember right. "Jala" from the old Spanish, "Jala, come get your dog before he bites me." and "Penos" from the old Spanish "to punish". That sounds right.
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    Is that a gender question?

    Is that a gender question?
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    Next time, Crash! ...

    Next time, Crash!

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    Crash and I were wondering. Um...what's for...

    Crash and I were wondering. Um...what's for supper? I mean, we could be persuaded to help out if it turned out there was too much food on the table. We can bring our own utensils. Is there too much...
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    Untake it? Untake it? Do I look like an Indian...

    Untake it? Untake it? Do I look like an Indian giver? Once given is twice ... never mind. I will, however, on this one occasion only, bestow upon you, by the powers invested in me by the State of...
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    But, but, but, I said you were. Dang school...

    But, but, but, I said you were. Dang school teachers. Can't learn 'em nothin.
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    I meant Crash. Yours comes from having been...

    I meant Crash. Yours comes from having been around a plethora of wayward children. Perhaps brain addled children. Lazy, brain addled children. I was one of those. I was so lazy I took the bus to home...
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    You have a bit of a nefarious streak in you. You...

    You have a bit of a nefarious streak in you. You know that, right?
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    Welcome home

    Welcome home
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    I was...5/8 of a cow?...how can...I'm confused.

    I was...5/8 of a cow?...how can...I'm confused.
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    Did you just make up that F1 Beefmaster thingy?...

    Did you just make up that F1 Beefmaster thingy? That sounds a lot like an FX movie. Beefmasters of the Universe. So, I'm not exactly doubtin' your word but there is a bit of room for a breeze to pass...
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    If you had told me you had to measure mesquite...

    If you had told me you had to measure mesquite roots with the stick when they dug the grave, I would have called foul. Interesting history, though. A seven foot indian on a Clydesdale would have been...
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    That is inhumane. I had a similar pleasure with...

    That is inhumane. I had a similar pleasure with dandelions. My brother and I had to remove dandelions from the yard. I'm not at all certain why. They grew back faster than we could dig them. Not that...
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    I have seen plenty of round roots. Dug a bunch of...

    I have seen plenty of round roots. Dug a bunch of 'em. Can't say I've seen any square ones. Although, those would make right handy fence posts. Wouldn't want to set 2400 of 'em though. That's a lot....
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    It's always nice to get away. Nice pics.

    It's always nice to get away. Nice pics.
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    Sticky: Batch, if it is rusty, get some Evapo-rust. It's...

    Batch, if it is rusty, get some Evapo-rust. It's expensive but it can be used over and over. The stuff words wonders.
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