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Hush girl, shut your lips
do the Helen Keller
and talk with your hips

Make that 2 sightings

omfg roflmfao lolololo

oh dear...I just rofled in my pants. I better change and come back.

Speaking of New Yorkers I had an idiot sighting of my own. I was in a chat room and the conversation...

There were a disproportionate amount of "sightings" from Kansas. I wan't y'all to know that we aren't all idiots out here. We just have a lower population, so you can see the trees through the...

Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days.

"Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of...

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if...