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    We've really stooped low. From Novel Corona...

    We've really stooped low. From Novel Corona virus to anal bleaching? I blame it on the submariner.
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    BTW. I can't see back there and don't really care...

    BTW. I can't see back there and don't really care what color it is. How PC is that,
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    Now see Mr. Passive Aggressive. You provoke,...

    Now see Mr. Passive Aggressive. You provoke, then play the victim. Just wait. My biting sarcasm will persevere this next camp.
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    That mistake has been made by both of us in the...

    That mistake has been made by both of us in the house... once.
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    We are stocking up on Clorox wipes.

    We are stocking up on Clorox wipes.
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    The first year I taught kindergarten I was sick...

    The first year I taught kindergarten I was sick the whole year. I started getting my flu shot and hep vac. Still do. So far nothing will help against the corona flu. But there's several teams...
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    How did you fit a shotgun down your pants?

    How did you fit a shotgun down your pants?
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    I waited too long to plant the tomato seeds. ...

    I waited too long to plant the tomato seeds. I'll just have to get seedlings. I saw an incredible amount of potatoes come out of Alaskan gardens when we were up there.
  9. Thread: Birthday

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    You never wear socks Crash.

    You never wear socks Crash.
  10. Thread: Birthday

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    Happy Birthday! I don't remember much from when...

    Happy Birthday! I don't remember much from when I was 14... it was the 70's.
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    Despicable machines created by Satan to torture...

    Despicable machines created by Satan to torture the souls of fishermen for "exaggerating" how big that fish was.
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    Goats. Homesteaders have goats. ...and...

    Goats. Homesteaders have goats.

    ...and chickens.

    ...and poopboots.
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    I try to spread the love around.

    I try to spread the love around.
  14. Thread: Fire Hazard

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    My buddy is retiring from the fire department...

    My buddy is retiring from the fire department soon. He's seen it all in house and commercial structure fires. He comes over and doesn't really nag me about fire hazards in my house... yes he nags...
  15. Thread: Pie

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    Never had it. I put it on my to do list.

    Never had it. I put it on my to do list.
  16. Thread: Cornbread

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    I might could live on cornbread and coffee.

    I might could live on cornbread and coffee.
  17. Thread: Pet hair

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    Leaving for an 11 day Rendezvous Wed. No dogs...

    Leaving for an 11 day Rendezvous Wed. No dogs allowed. We'll both have separation anxiety.
  18. Thread: Hello!

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    There are no dumb questions. Let 'em fly. ...

    There are no dumb questions. Let 'em fly. Welcome aboard.
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    ewe... baaa.

    ewe... baaa.
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    Max does not like rain or being wet. He loved...

    Max does not like rain or being wet. He loved swimming in his youth but not so much anymore. I have spent 12 years camping with him in a tent, under a tarp, and under the stars. And yup, he stinks...
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    Rick is mean.

    Rick is mean.
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    I despise Navy dentists. Sadists.

    I despise Navy dentists. Sadists.
  23. I just came out of Harbor Freight. They had a...

    I just came out of Harbor Freight. They had a "Rambo" survival knife with no tang whatsoever.
  24. Buck 110. Good enough for Hell's Angels.

    Buck 110. Good enough for Hell's Angels.
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    Sights installed. To the range. ...

    Sights installed. To the range.

    https://i.imgur.com/d3Woo7vb.jpg
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