I hate it when the Dish goes out.....Of course it raining out now.
I need to run and get more beer....Hate like heck to be one short.
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I hate it when the Dish goes out.....Of course it raining out now.
I need to run and get more beer....Hate like heck to be one short.
They'll have the Wisconsin vs Michigan game on tv at the liquor store, right?
This is a big one for the Badgers.
They'll postpone the World ending until after the game.
I wonder if Michigan has recovered from the addition of a new anal opening Ohio State gave them last weekend?
I really hate it when the world ends right after I buy a new down vest and never get to wear it! That and I have lost enough weight to get back into my good winter clothing.
Judging from what is happening outside right now I am subject to any suggestion of impending doom. We have 50 mph winds going on with trees blowing over all up and down the road I live on. Sky is dark and rain is starting to come down sideways. We are supposed to have a temperature difference of 30 degrees between today and tomorrow.
But the real kicker is that the cable is down and the wind plays he!! with air TV reception because the antenna blows all crazy ways. I have been reduced to watching Manchester United playing New Castle!
This would only happen if the world were about to end.
Well as the Dish lady told me when the Dish went out 12/21/2012....
"No Sir, ....Not the end of the world......storm in your area.....Yes, I'm sure....Will there be anything else?".
Something that most people don't seem to realize (well, maybe not most, but a lot, based on how people react to the subject, and movies about it), but the end of the world is a good thing.
We don't get the new one until this old messed up one is gone.
I may have mentioned this before, but growing up during the cold war and nuke threat...
A few in our small town had a few people build fallout shelters....
Those that did had money and room....and most got that way because the were A-wholes ....
A few other would be your sociopath's that would do anything to anyone, without a thought...to get what they want....
I take my chances on the porch with my lawn chair and brewskis....as I really wouldn't like living in a world full of sociopaths and A-wholes....
Or just use the Al Franken Head Dish....
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You know that surf board you've been wanting? Grab it....quick.
Only about 5 hours left to end the world. Planet X better get crackin.
Alan
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Anybody out there? It would suck to have had the world end and I missed it.