Lost in the jungle at night
Took my camping neighbor (Tony) out hog hunting 2 nights ago. I instructed him to shoot if you get the chance. He shot one and the dam hog ran into the jungle. Tony wants to look for it thinks he can find it, it's pitch dark mind you. He finds it, I was surprised, then we realize we are now lost in the jungle at night. We both had state of the art cell phones but no way to know which way to walk. So we are dragging this dead hog around then I step into a hole full of water up to my knee, so I'm stuck. Tony says grab hold of me. I tell him to take my rifle then i grabbed the back of his jean and pulled myself out and Tony kept his jeans on. We determine we are hopelessly lost. I suggest we call someone from the RV resort to come out and blow their car horn so we know what direction to go. I told Tony I can't call my wife because she already told me if I get lost she will call the fire department to go find my stupid husband. I call a friend to come out. We knew when he arrived because his headlights illuminated the tree tops . That is how we found our way out of the jungle. Next day everyone in the RV resort knew about our hunting trip. I'll never hear the end of it.
The hog gets roast tomorrow.
Jim
