LOL....Kinda like ..."I'll only do it a little bit...."
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LOL....Kinda like ..."I'll only do it a little bit...."
Almost like one of my favorites.
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap.
While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out and anchored the boat, and started reading her book.
Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside the woman's boat and asks her what she's doing? She says, "Reading my book." The Game Warden tells her she is in a restricted fishing area and she explains that she's not fishing. To which he replied, "But you have all this equipment. I will have to take you in and write you up!"
Angry that the warden was being so unreasonable, the lady told the warden, "If you do that, I will charge you with rape." The warden, shocked by her statement, replied, "But I didn't even touch you." To which the lady replied, "Yeah, but you have all the equipment!"
Ok, the most random and pointless vid popped up on my youtube. Who knows why, but I watched it. Now I'm posting it here and there, because I'm surprised at how it made me bust a gut, at how outrageous it is. For the full laugh effect, you need to watch the full video to observe the evolution of events properly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8
Maybe you can imagine that it's the brain of someone trying to think about something really hard and can't figure it out.
Man, I glad they showed that asa a Whirlpool.........I was waiting to it to "transform back in to the Maytag man...... all beat up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adKTI9gwc0A
It's a he...how do you know...don't worry about it. Haha!!
I go on a date, and get to her house, and see that her washer or dryer is old and jumps around a bit, and mention that she ought to get a new one or get it fixed...and she says that she doesn't want to. I go hhmm...
Ok, here's another. YouTube won't stop giving 'em to me now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsTnSIO9Log
The things some people do when drunk, I swear. Only white people, I bet...
This thing cracks me up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGbsm_zcAtU&index=43&list=FL2aBCuWttnkWbJM NZVNC4ow
Heck yea!! That's awesome! Plucking a chicken is a pain in the butt. Not anymore. That's nice.
No animals were harmed in the making of the video.
Stumbled on this. Guess it can go here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe4cXPWPJWU
My wife got a mud-pack for her complexion, and looked great for two days...
Then the mud fell off.
Hahaha, sooooo good man :D Thanks!
A Woman gets out of her Prius, walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy drinking a beer.
Woman: I see you drink beer.
Man: Yup
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay for each beer?
Man: About $5.00 including the tip
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: Maybe 20 years, I guess.
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.
So in one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Yup.
Woman: For each year that you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Yup.
Woman: Did you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and, after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
Ain't that the truth...............
After a ****-Hit-The-Fan scenario I realized I desperately needed to take a survival course and immediately signed up...It's titled
Marriage...week 2 and beyond
Fall driving safety.
It's that time of years again.....be sure to call you state officials and get those deer crossing signs moved to a safer place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GvNpKL3gSg
I shake my head in disbelief and laugh out loud every time I hear that.
Next time you go on a Roller coaster
take some spare bolts with you and as the coaster climbs the steep hill, tap the guy in front of you on the shoulder and say "Hey, these just fell out from under your seat"... then sit back and enjoy your ride.
A Priest was passing a group of us young teens sitting on the church lawn and stopped to ask us what we were doing.
"Nothing much Father" we said. "We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their s e x life."
"I'm shocked!" said the pastor "When I was your age, I never even thought about s e x."
We all looked at each other for a moment, then said in unison, "You win!"