Originally Posted by
kyratshooter
They should draft us old men and send us into combat. We would end things much quicker.
#1. They are shooting at us again.
#2. They are? I can't hear it.
#1. you can't hear nothing, believe me they are shooting at us!
#2. Where they at?
#1. Down by the village, about 50 meters from the school.
#2. I don't feel good, my gout is acting up, my back hurts and I am not walking that far. What time is it?
#1. About 4pm.
#2. Then call in some artillery, the kids are getting a day off tomorrow.
#1. But they are real close to the hospital!
#2. Good! Medical help is real close, they are going to need it.