What if your mom and dad thought that way? :innocent:
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Ugh, I am trying to convince my fiance` to join in, but she thinks I am crazy. I have quite a few packs/bags I am trying to get in order for our cars and house and she just complains that I have too many.
Wait till I start trying to get her fitted for her handgun and knives....
I may just have to pick a few and ask her which she thinks is cute....
Yeah, the last trip to the range my wife handled some .38s.
"Ooh. I like the pink one," she said.
"Yeah, that will instill fear and panic in the bad guys," I told her.
Dirty look.
I'm sure a pink firearm would strike fear into the local hoodlums around here. Might work, sure they would laugh themselves to death
His wife is so ugly he takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
His wife is so ugly when she sits on the beach cats try to bury her.
His wife is so ugly when she throws a boomerang it refuses to come back.