I was on the wrestling team in high school. After a match in the neighboring county, we were in the locker room getting dressed and my zippo fell on...
You know you have probably accumulated too much important "stuff" when your most fervent prayer for assistance in finding something is answered with...
I can't do that. Anyone that knows me knows I am not a cat man. You don't own cats, they own you and only my wife owned me. I would own a cat for 30...