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doug1980
11-18-2009, 11:14 PM
Until the Mother-In-Law gets here. Flying in on the 24th at 2200. Oh boy this should be interesting. :drool::smash:
Rick
11-18-2009, 11:22 PM
Attention. Attention. We are now at DEFCON 2. We are now at DEFCON 2.

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nell67
11-18-2009, 11:22 PM
Always trouble when the out-laws show up.... Sorry man!
Sourdough
11-18-2009, 11:27 PM
Tell Her she can not stay on base, but as luck would have it, you happen to know a Sourdough..........
rebel
11-18-2009, 11:42 PM
Until the Mother-In-Law gets here. Flying in on the 24th at 2200. Oh boy this should be interesting. :drool::smash:

Here's a sign. http://www.personalcreations.com/shop/product.asp?product_code=7G387&world_code=1&category_code=&subcategory_code=&search_type=subcategory&GCID=&Keyword=7G387&sbgid=&cmpid=ch_Google&isGODATA=N&CAWELAID=216113254&ischadv=Y&ref=http://www.google.com/products?hl=en&source=hp&q=broom+parking&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=EZQES4mPEMXclAfpppDdAQ&sa=X&oi=product_result_group&ct=image&resnum=4&ved=0CBYQzAMwAw
doug1980
11-18-2009, 11:49 PM
Ahhhh you guys are funny, and sourdough that's a good one. I think I will tell her that or at least get that sign that rebel posted. :)
crashdive123
11-19-2009, 12:02 AM
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Pal334
11-19-2009, 12:45 AM
Good luck with that Doug :) And Sourdough just maybe a viable option
Rick
11-19-2009, 11:19 AM
You can send her to Sourdough by FEDEX.............what?
Old GI
11-19-2009, 01:27 PM
Do I hear the strains of echo TAPS in the background?
Ken
11-19-2009, 01:40 PM
C'mon over, Doug. We have a spare room. :innocent:
finallyME
11-19-2009, 01:47 PM
Mine shows up on Saturday. That is 3 days from now. It will be both parent in-laws, plus four children. But she isn't the one that annoys me. It is the sister-in-law that we will HAVE to see for Thanksgiving. At least she is staying at my other sister-in-laws house, so I just have to tune them out a few hours on Thursday, and a few on Saturday. I have some good excuses for Friday. My other brother-in-law (the one that is married to my wife's sister who is hosting the "other" sister) and I have become good friends. We are both trying to figure out how to stay away on Friday. :smash: Good luck doug.
Ken
11-19-2009, 01:49 PM
We are both trying to figure out how to stay away on Friday.

You don't look too well. Are you coming down with the flu? :innocent:
finallyME
11-19-2009, 01:54 PM
You don't look too well. Are you coming down with the flu? :innocent:

That won't work for him, it is at his house. It might be that I will have to abandon a comrade in arms. Good thing I am not a Marine. He is in the Air Force, so I guess it is okay to let him suffer and take one for the team. :sailor:
2dumb2kwit
11-19-2009, 02:04 PM
Oh, come on. Y'all just man-up and say "We're goin' huntin'...and that's that!"


*snicker, snicker*.......and let us know how that works out. :innocent:
finallyME
11-19-2009, 02:14 PM
The problem with that is we don't want the "other" brother-in-law coming with. He is one of those displaced city boys who thinks he is country. He wears dress cowboy boots in the woods. :confused1: We could always do a Cabelas trip and loose him in the store. :idea:
2dumb2kwit
11-19-2009, 02:15 PM
The problem with that is we don't want the "other" brother-in-law coming with. He is one of those displaced city boys who thinks he is country. He wears dress cowboy boots in the woods. :confused1: We could always do a Cabelas trip and loose him in the store. :idea:

See....Now you're thinking!:smash:
finallyME
11-19-2009, 02:20 PM
Actually, taking him hunting might just work. It would be much easier to loose him in the actual woods then in a city environment.
Rick
11-19-2009, 03:11 PM
And when you can't find him when it's time to go home you'll be faced with a SAR call. That will make the papers. Then all the women folk will feel sorry for him and be pi**ed at you two for having left him in the woods. You know this is a no win.
doug1980
11-19-2009, 05:55 PM
Oh great now she invited some people from her work over for Thanksgiving. Maybe I'm just a grumpy old man but I don't know these people and sure don't want to have to entertain them. Maybe I should just sit upstairs in the spare bedroom and watch football. My wife....she is way too nice sometimes.
crashdive123
11-19-2009, 05:57 PM
Just eat lots of beans the night before. They won't linger, but the beans may.
rebel
11-19-2009, 06:11 PM
You could start talking about wilderness survival. From my experience, they'll either have the same interest and you will have a good time or, they will look at you kind of funny and leave you alone. It's a win-win.
doug1980
11-19-2009, 06:13 PM
You could start talking about wilderness survival. From my experience, they'll either have the same interest and you will have a good time or, they will look at you kind of funny and leave you alone. It's a win-win.

Hey now that's a great idea. Might still eat the beans too, cover all my bases you know. :)
Old GI
11-19-2009, 06:22 PM
Better yet. Beer and pickled eggs (from personal experience).