Sarge's "Snappy come-backs to stupid questions!"

[Sarge47]

Okay, I got the idea off of Doug's "Survival Nut/Freak" thread. I'll start off with a "stupid question," give a few comebacks, then ya all can either answer the question or come up with one of your own. Just to keep this one "clutter-free" No sparring between Ken & 2D2Q, clear? Keep it on track with questions you have been asked in the past or might be asked in the future.

QUESTION: "Are you one of them Survival nuts?"

1st comeback: (You) "Those!" (Them) "Huh?" (You) "One of THOSE survival nuts!!

2nd comeback: (You) "No, I believe that we should all just lay down & die at the earliest possibility...don't you?"

3rd comeback: (You) "No, I just carry this 'ole big-a$$ knife to gut idiots who waste my time with durn-fool questions!"

4th comeback: (You) "Not really, I just like to appear "butch" to keep from being "outed."

Your turn! :innocent:

[Ken]

(Me) "Nope. I only talk to him 'cause he drives the bus."

[laughingbeetle]

nope, just a prepared nut.

[doug1980]

(You) Nope I just hate people.
(You) Yup, I'll be the only guy on the block still alive then finally I'll get some peace and quiet around here.

[crashdive123]

Well - I had to preview it, and because of the language I won't post the Youtube vid, but.......

You talkin to me? I'm looking around and don't see nobody else. You must be talkin to me.

[gryffynklm]

(me) I see dead people and they don't like you!

[pocomoonskyeyes]

"What you mean you don't like living?We can solve that!!" (In a sarcastic and Non-threatening way)

"I thought it was what everyone who wasn't stupid does!!!"

"(Whispering conspiritorially) Listen I've got this bunker and I was wondering if you would like to come visit and give me a critique on what more I could do. You see I've always had you pegged as one too and I was just waiting for you to approach ME!"

[canid]

me: "there's nothing wrong with a little preperation"

them: "i guess so"

me: "when those zombies come for me...", mumble, mutter and trail off mid sentence.

[flandersander]

Whats a survival nut? I can ice a grizzley with my bear hands, does that count?






Pun deffinately intended.

[finallyME]

(me) what's a survival nut?

[hunter63]

(Me) "so, how are you fixed for TP., ammo and canned goods"?
(them) "O.K. I guess, why"?
(me), "whats your address, you know, just in case"?