Question For Sarky

[Ken]

Sarky, think you could hit the red circle at 100 yards with your 10/22?

[Rick]

I don't know about the circle but squirrel pazone is an excellent idea. Thanks!!!

[SARKY]

If that dot is 2 inches in diameter and the wind isn't too bad......YEP!
This target was at 100 yards, 10 shots with only about a 2 to 3 miles an hour left to right crosswind. For reference that is a quarter sitting below the holes in the target. Oh yeah, the ammo used is the bulk pack federal stuff. I would buy 5 to 10 boxes at a time as long as it was all the same lot number.

[Ken]

I thought so. That's why I kinda' feel bad for the guy with the red dot. He said he's coming gunning for you. :innocent:

[Ken]

Just in case you want a spotter.........

http://usr.audioasylum.com/images/2/29607/squirrel_binoculars.jpg

[crashdive123]

Or if you need practice.....

http://www.pyramydair.com/images/acc/45788_Shotkeeper.jpg

[Ken]

You must go to sleep at night and wake up every morning thinking up new ways to really make me angry, don't ya'? :sneaky2:

[crashdive123]

Nah. Some things just come naturally.

[Ken]

You're driving us to drink.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/uleryrns/animated/drinkingsquirrel.gif

[COWBOYSURVIVAL]

That must be one of those Mississippi Fox Squirrels! They were always drunk and fearless when we'd flush'em out the nest by shaking vines with Grandpa. Those suckers would were like kamakazi pilots they'd dive straight down at you!

[2dumb2kwit]

Sarky, think you could hit the red circle at 100 yards with your 10/22?

Pfft...who do you think shot the squirrel?:innocent:

[Ken]

Pfft...who do you think shot the squirrel?:innocent:

Look, if it comes down to bribery, so be it. I'll just pretend I live in Jersey. So, how much do one of you Mods want to be paid TO BAN THIS GUY???? :sneaky2:

[crashdive123]

Let the bidding begin.

[2dumb2kwit]

Look, if it comes down to bribery, so be it. I'll just pretend I live in Jersey. So, how much do one of you Mods want to be paid TO BAN THIS GUY???? :sneaky2:

...but they're the ones that told me to crank it up a notch. Something about them not wanting you to feel like you should get a refund.:smash:


If any of my Forum membership fee is going to the humor department, I want a partial refund.

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Why Ken I like squirrel. It's better than chicken!!! I used to beg my uncle to take me squirrel hunting,just so my aunt could cook 'em. Nobody could cook squirrel as good as her!!! Not even that fancy shmancy chef with his squirrel calzone.

[crashdive123]

She always had some nice squirrel recipes.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_frEhLwYyfcE/SDHtofC-7HI/AAAAAAAAA2k/XHNJ1bhG4mo/s400/Granny%2BClampett.jpg

[rebel_chick]

You're driving us to drink.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/uleryrns/animated/drinkingsquirrel.gif

So I want this never empty glass that this squirrel has. LOL. He just keeps drinking and it just refills as it goes. Might make an expensive trip to the bar tho, Hmmm...

[2dumb2kwit]

Let the bidding begin.

Just think about it, crash.......If you ban Ken, instead of me....where does all the QC stuff get sent???:innocent:

[crashdive123]

While your logic does make sense, there is just something about loyalty that wouldn't make it right.

[Ken]

While your logic does make sense, there is just something about loyalty that wouldn't make it right.


What a Guy!!!
:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

2dumb, there are some things you just may not be aware of.


http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=3073&highlight=Venus+de+milo

[Ken]

I see 2dumb is STILL reading that thread......... :innocent:

BTW, 2dumb, Crash WAS NOT A MODERATOR when he tested those lobsters.

[2dumb2kwit]

What a Guy!!!
:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

2dumb, there are some things you just may not be aware of.


http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=3073&highlight=Venus+de+milo


Hmmm.....

..Rick, if you banned Ken.....:innocent:

[Ken]

Hmmm.....

..Rick, if you banned Ken.....:innocent:


2dumb, there are some other things you just may not be aware of.

[Ken]

Why Ken I like squirrel. It's better than chicken!!! I used to beg my uncle to take me squirrel hunting,just so my aunt could cook 'em. Nobody could cook squirrel as good as her!!! Not even that fancy shmancy chef with his squirrel calzone.

Really? Well your aunt would have a way to go to beat that squirrel, er, um, I mean, beef, chili I had a couple of years back.....:innocent:

[Ken]

2dumb? Ask Sarge to ban me..... :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb? Ask Sarge to ban me..... :innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNFsnZdn1Ho

[pocomoonskyeyes]

I agree with all those cajun cuisine reviews - Crawdads are MUCH better than lobster. I got temporarily disoriented in the swamps back home once, and started getting hungry. Caught some crawdads and cooked 'em over a small fire 'til just done and it was still better than any lobster I have ever eaten.
On the other hand Crash just moved up a notch or two in my estimation. Loyalty is to be admired AND respected. Ken, you ever notice that 2D2K just picks on you (for the most part)? What did you DO to his Cornflakes?:innocent:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Don't worry Ken I'll draw fire, you move.

[Ken]

I agree with all those cajun cuisine reviews - Crawdads are MUCH better than lobster. I got temporarily disoriented in the swamps back home once, and started getting hungry. Caught some crawdads and cooked 'em over a small fire 'til just done and it was still better than any lobster I have ever eaten.
On the other hand Crash just moved up a notch or two in my estimation. Loyalty is to be admired AND respected. Ken, you ever notice that 2D2K just picks on you (for the most part)? What did you DO to his Cornflakes?:innocent:

Crash is THE MAN! :clap: We started Q.C. together well before he donned that Mod's hat. Yep, loyalty is everything. Crash, I talked to Chris, your raise is coming next pay period.

Poor 2dumb. :innocent: He still has no idea about what I did to his cornflakes. Yet.

Poco, ever have a Venus de Milo lobster? Of course not. If you had, you would have never posted that foolishness about crawdads. :tongue_smilie:

[2dumb2kwit]

Ken, you ever notice that 2D2K just picks on you (for the most part)? :innocent:

Hey, hey, hey.........Ken was talking about shooting some guy, in the forehead....I asked a simple question, about who shot a squirrel.....and the next thing I know, Ken is trying to get me banned, and you are talking about "me picking on Ken"???:blushing::innocent:LOL

[2dumb2kwit]

Poor 2dumb. :innocent: He still has no idea about what I did to his cornflakes. Yet. :tongue_smilie:

Hah....the jokes on you! Those weren't MY cornflakes! LOL:smash:

[Ken]

Hey, hey, hey.........Ken was talking about shooting some guy, in the forehead....I asked a simple question, about who shot a squirrel.....and the next thing I know, Ken is trying to get me banned, and you are talking about "me picking on Ken"???:blushing::innocent:LOL

2dumb. How were your corn flakes this morning?

[Ken]

Hah....the jokes on you! Those weren't MY cornflakes! LOL:smash:

Who's corn flakes were they, 2dumb?

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey SARKY.......How was your breakfast?:innocent:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

I pick and I play
'cause that's my way
I hope it's alright, I hope it's OK
'cause I'm gonna' do it anyway!!

HeHeHe That's why 2D2K!!

Ken I haven' had Venus anything. But if you could make Crawdads Venus de Milo I'll bet it would be better than the lobster version.

[Ken]

I know, FOR A FACT, that 2dumb just had a Nutty Buddy. Is the screen getting a little blurry, 2dumb? :innocent:

[Ken]

Hey SARKY.......How was your breakfast?:innocent:

Nice try! I warned Sarky about your pathetic scheme well in advance. :sneaky2:
He won't answer you 'till your lights go out tonight.

[crashdive123]

Poco - while I have had crawdads, and liked them.......not even close. Consider it a QC review.

[2dumb2kwit]

I know, FOR A FACT, that 2dumb just had a Nutty Buddy. Is the screen getting a little blurry, 2dumb? :innocent:

No....but my (You Know) is standing at attention. You must have slipped YOUR pill into the nutty buddy. Is your screen getting blurry???:blushing:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Ok if you say so Crash, I'll just have to take your word for it. Anyway I've had all the fun I can stand for a little bit. Time to do some serious reading. I just saw a post that piqued my interest.Be back in a little while to see how the slapstick is going.

[Ken]

No....but my (You Know) is standing at attention. You must have slipped YOUR pill into the nutty buddy. Is your screen getting blurry???:blushing:

Don't get too excited. That's rigor mortis setting in. Death starts around the waist and just spreads out in all directions.

[Stargazer]

:clap::lol::lol:

[2dumb2kwit]

:clap::lol::lol:

Oh great! A yankee support group......so, how much money do you owe Ken?:innocent:LOL

[Ken]

Oh great! A yankee support group......so, how much money do you owe Ken?:innocent:LOL

Joe, are you gonna' take the shot NEXT TIME?

[2dumb2kwit]

(I hope Joe, has a sense of humor.):innocent:

[Ken]

(I hope Joe, has a sense of humor.):innocent:

Why don't you just yell outside your window and ask him?

[2dumb2kwit]

Why don't you just yell outside your window and ask him?

If he were outside my house, my "early warning system" would be going off. LOL:smash:

[Ken]

If he were outside my house, my "early warning system" would be going off. LOL:smash:

Your "early warning system" should be finishing his fourth steak right about now.

[chiye tanka]

Ken, just finished sighting in the SOCOM II, what's going on now?:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Your "early warning system" should be finishing his fourth steak right about now.

Dang....Joe is good. 'cuz my "early warning system" is inside.:blushing:

Come to think of it.....I haven't seen him in a few minutes. He's probably asleep......on my side of the bed!:sneaky2:

(My dog...not Joe. LOL)

[Ken]

Ken, just finished sighting in the SOCOM II, what's going on now?:innocent:

Hey, Pete. This guy 2dumb is trying to start a war among the members. :sneaky2: Joe's set to take him out any minute now. :clap:

[Ken]

Dang....Joe is good. 'cuz my "early warning system" is inside.:blushing:

Come to think of it.....I haven't seen him in a few minutes. He's probably asleep......on my side of the bed!:sneaky2:

(My dog...not Joe. LOL)

That is a genetically identical duplicate specifically trained to chew on the nearest crotch at the first sound of gunfire.

[chiye tanka]

You mean I get to have some "fun"?

[Ken]

You mean I get to have some "fun"?

You first, my friend!

[chiye tanka]

And what was that crack about yankees????

[2dumb2kwit]

That is a genetically identical duplicate specifically trained to chew on the nearest crotch at the first sound of gunfire.

Boy, is my other half going to be surprised! She already went to bed.:blushing:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Hey don't shoot! makes too much noise, Now theres 3 of us from KN let's try a blade or 2

[Ken]

And what was that crack about yankees????

Actually, I was kinda' surprised about that, too. He spelled "Yankees" right.

[chiye tanka]

Time for some war paint!:tank::gunsmilie::rambo::red_indian::m107:

[Ken]

Hey don't shoot! makes too much noise, Now theres 3 of us from KN let's try a blade or 2


Great! Poco just gave me an opening. Poco, what would be the BEST knife to use? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

And what was that crack about yankees????


Ken......How many lobsters have you sent out??? Dang!:innocent:LOL

[Ken]

Time for some war paint!:tank::gunsmilie::rambo::red_indian::m107:


I'll fetch a mirror. Be right back............

[Ken]

Ken......How many lobsters have you sent out??? Dang!:innocent:LOL

Only 2. Lobsters.

[chiye tanka]

Oh Boy!!!!!

[Stargazer]

2d2k.. I know that dog.Are you sure you do?

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Weeelllll I think my point guard to start,then how about trying some Damascus. Then to finish CT's CS tomahawk should be just about right. I'm even a "Reb"!!!

[2dumb2kwit]

Great! Poco just gave me an opening. Poco, what would be the BEST knife to use? :innocent:

One of these???

[Ken]

Weeelllll I think my point guard to start,then how about trying some Damascus. Then to finish CT's CS tomahawk should be just about right. I'm even a "Reb"!!!

Poco, deep down inside, we're all rebs. :clap:

[Ken]

One of these???

That's it. Let's take not him out yet. Let's see how long he can hold his breath first.

[2dumb2kwit]

2d2k.. I know that dog.Are you sure you do?Heck yeah! He doubles as my truck alarm! LOL

[chiye tanka]

One of these???

See what you caused your dog to do. Must be he11 living with you.

And I didn't get any buggs, YET.

[Ken]

I'd say we feed him to that dog, 'cept the dog's kinda' cool.

[Stargazer]

Ken I bet we could get 2d2k to lick a bumper during the winter..we will tell him its what all yankee's do.He won't know any better.

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Yeah but I was born one from Reb stock, in the DEEP south. Further south than 2D2K. to me he would be a yankee, But I've gradually moved North.

[chiye tanka]

Ken I bet we could get 2d2k to lick a bumper during the winter..we will tell him its what all yankee's do.He won't know any better.

Now that's funny right there. I don't care who you are.:clap:

[2dumb2kwit]

That's it. Let's take not him out yet. Let's see how long he can hold his breath first.

Y'all can take me out....just don't mess with my dog....that'd just be wrong! LOL:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Ken I bet we could get 2d2k to lick a bumper during the winter..we will tell him its what all yankee's do.He won't know any better.

Yeah, one of those big Chevy popsicles!:tongue_smilie:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Somebody grab a steel my knife might need resharpening,he does have a tough skull.

[Ken]

Yeah but I was born one from Reb stock, in the DEEP south. Further south than 2D2K. to me he would be a yankee, But I've gradually moved North.

Well, I eat grits and stuff like that..........

[Stargazer]

That dog is well trained to keep an eye on him.What a hoot, 2d2k thinks the dog likes him.

[Ken]

Somebody grab a steel my knife might need resharpening,he does have a tough skull.

I got a steel here for ya', poco.

[2dumb2kwit]

BTW, the dog with the fake knife, isn't mine.
That's just a picture I found. The other one....well......he's my little buddy.:innocent:

[chiye tanka]

Y'all can take me out....just don't mess with my dog....that'd just be wrong! LOL:sneaky2:

Ok, I agree with that. It's not his fault you are who you are.:lol:

[Ken]

That dog is well trained to keep an eye on him.What a hoot, 2d2k thinks the dog likes him.

And all this time 2dumb just thought he was drooling on his pillow when he slept. :innocent:

[chiye tanka]

And all this time 2dumb just thought he was drooling on his pillow when he slept. :innocent:

WOW!!!!:censored:

[2dumb2kwit]

I got a steel here for ya', poco.

Thanks, Ken. I'd hate to get stuck, with a dull knife. That would hurt!:smash:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Nah I can subdue the dog even if he sicks him on me. Did that with a doberman once. Get a crate we'll keep the dog.

[Ken]

Nah I can subdue the dog even if he sicks him on me. Did that with a doberman once. Get a crate we'll keep the dog.

He is a great dog. Joe trained him.

[chiye tanka]

Poor dog's gonna need therapy.

[Stargazer]

coffee burns when it comes out the nose..thanks Ken.

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Hey 2D2K ever hear of death by a thousand cuts? This ain't gonna' be purty. Get his sock we'll gag him with it. No sense in disturbing the neighbors they didn't do anything.

[Stargazer]

I would think twice about letting the dog sniff youre crotch next time.:innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey 2D2K ever hear of death by a thousand cuts? This ain't gonna' be purty. Get his sock we'll gag him with it. No sense in disturbing the neighbors they didn't do anything.


Heeeeyyyyyy.....now I know y'all are joking. Can't any of y'all count that high! LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

And THIS, ladies and gents, is one reason why they call us the "Wolf Pack and THE BEAR CLAN."

[chiye tanka]

Don't forget the bear clan.

[Ken]

2dumb, we hear that you can count to 20 1/2. Ten fingers, ten toes, and a half a........... well, you know.

[Stargazer]

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,zziiippp11......

[Ken]

Don't forget the bear clan.

Sorry, Pete. Just a typo. I fixed it........:innocent:

[chiye tanka]

I'm gonna leave that one alone.:innocent:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

I can! it really exists 2D2K you see you make tiny incisions about 1/2" square. it really is an effective torture,believe me. You'll be telling us stuff that even you wouldn't believe you'd tell.who has to count...just measure.

[chiye tanka]

I can! it really exists 2D2K you see you maketinyincisions about 1/2" square. it really is an effective torture,believe me. You'll be telling us stuff that even you wouldn't believe you'd tell.who has to count...just measure.

Don't forget the salt.

[Ken]

I can! it really exists 2D2K you see you make tiny incisions about 1/2" square. it really is an effective torture,believe me. You'll be telling us stuff that even you wouldn't believe you'd tell.who has to count...just measure.

Don't forget the honey up his nostrils. And the ants. Yeah, don't forget the ants, either.

[Stargazer]

I was thinking of Lemon juice.

[chiye tanka]

Oh, oh, oh, I know some good ones, but I like it here.

[Ken]

Don't forget the salt.

I'll bring the salt, Pete!

http://peeterman007.googlepages.com/large-salt-pile.jpg/large-salt-pile-full.jpg

[Stargazer]

Hmm 2d2k got quiet.wonder if he kicked the dog out and locked himself in the closet?

[pocomoonskyeyes]

And Vinegar!!! I haven't had this much fun in well...never mind I've never had this much fun!!! (stropping My knife on a piece of leather)

[chiye tanka]

Ok, Ken's got the salt covered.:clap:

[chiye tanka]

I know this one with a glass rod!?:innocent:

[Stargazer]

Chiye that explains why the town could not salt the roads last winter.Ken has it all.

[Ken]

I'm just gonna' run outside and get my jumper cables.

[2dumb2kwit]

I was thinking of Lemon juice.

Oh, heck no!

I was going to be big and tuff, but if y'all are gonna give me paper cuts, and poor lemon juice in them.....I GIVE UP!!!:blushing:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

I think he went to load his guns. Doesn't he know better than to bring a gun to a knife fight.Even LEO's know better than to let anyone with a sharp instrument closer than 20'.

[Ken]

I know this one with a glass rod!?:innocent:

Magazines or movies?

[chiye tanka]

Oh, heck no!

I was going to be big and tuff, but if y'all are gonna give me paper cuts, and poor lemon juice in them.....I GIVE UP!!!:blushing:

You're gonna have to change you name now.:toomany:

[Stargazer]

Ken I wonder if 2d2k has anything pierced?That could make them jumper cables even more interesting.

[Ken]

You're gonna have to change you name now.:toomany:


:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[chiye tanka]

Magazines or movies?

My own little sick world.:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Ken I wonder if 2d2k has anything pierced?That could make them jumper cables even more interesting.

Nothing bg enough to pierce from what I hear.

[chiye tanka]

Ken I wonder if 2d2k has anything pierced?That could make them jumper cables even more interesting.

Oh he11 yeah! Now you're thinking.

[Ken]

My own little sick world.:sneaky2:

Yes. We think alike. A cop and a lawyer. That's frightening. :innocent:

[chiye tanka]

Yes. We think alike. A cop and a lawyer. That's frightening. :innocent:

Will a GOOD knife cover the consult fee?

[Ken]

Will a GOOD knife cover the consult fee?

This one's a professional courtesy!

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Ya'll have made me hungry I'll be right back.

[chiye tanka]

This one's a professional courtesy!

I knew you had my back.:cool2:
It's the whole Mass. thing.:clap:

[Stargazer]

chiye, Ill drop off an extra jar of jam to help you out.

[chiye tanka]

Ya'll have made me hungry I'll be right back.

???? How can you think of food right now????

[Ken]

I knew you had my back.:cool2:
It's the whole Mass. thing.:clap:

Yep. There's nothing like a few Massholes getting together.

[Ken]

???? How can you think of food right now????

Vinegar, salt, lemon juice, honey..........

[chiye tanka]

chiye, Ill drop off an extra jar of jam to help you out.

Thanks Joe. Don't forget his fave coffee shop.:tongue_smilie:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Let's see Lemon, salt, honey, vinegar.... hey ya'll started it!!!

[chiye tanka]

Vinegar, salt, lemon juice, honey..........

OC spray anyone?

[Ken]

Let's see Lemon, salt, honey, vinegar.... hey ya'll started it!!!

See? I told ya' so! :)

[chiye tanka]

When OC gets on the "boys", he'll be singing like a bird.

[Ken]

OC spray anyone?

But of course. Served with a side of Taser.

[Rick]

Don't you guys go to bed?

[chiye tanka]

Don't you guys go to bed?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Who needs sleep?

[pocomoonskyeyes]

OK had a PB&J I'm good to go!!

[Ken]

Don't you guys go to bed?

What are YOU doing up? It's your anniversary!

[chiye tanka]

BTW Rick, isn't it past your bed time?

[Stargazer]

chiye the coffe is a given.

[chiye tanka]

2d2k, where'd you go?
Fellas, me thinkst we scared him off.:cool2:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

What when I'm having FUN!!! Remember those days Rick...."Daddy I don't wanna' go to bed"...?

[Ken]

OK had a PB&J I'm good to go!!

Ohhh, yeah! With a 16oz. chocolate Ovaltine. Or a Corona. :innocent:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

I thought I smelled Burning Rubber!!!

[Stargazer]

Happy Anniversary Rick.

[chiye tanka]

Ohhh, yeah! With a 16oz. chocolate Ovaltine. Or a Corona. :innocent:

Eeww, bad combo....

[Ken]

2d2k, where'd you go?
Fellas, me thinkst we scared him off.:cool2:

Last I looked, he was reading the "funnies" thread.

[Rick]

I'm a Super Moderator. It's my job to roam the halls, turn out the lights, jiggle the door knobs and make certain all the forum members are safely tucked in. I'm supposed to get help from Sarge and Crash but noooooooooooo. They're already tucked in.

[Ken]

Eeww, bad combo....

Which one?

[chiye tanka]

i'm A Super Moderator. It's My Job To Roam The Halls, Turn Out The Lights, Jiggle The Door Knobs And Make Certain All The Forum Members Are Safely Tucked In. I'm Supposed To Get Help From Sarge And Crash But Noooooooooooo. They're Already Tucked In.

Beware Trip Wires!!!!

[chiye tanka]

Which one?

Ovaltine and Corona.

[pocomoonskyeyes]

PB&J & Corrona.

[Ken]

I'm a Super Moderator. It's my job to roam the halls, turn out the lights, jiggle the door knobs and make certain all the forum members are safely tucked in. I'm supposed to get help from Sarge and Crash but noooooooooooo. They're already tucked in.

Can I have a glass of milk first? And I think I need to pee.

[2dumb2kwit]

I knew you had my back.:cool2:
It's the whole Mass. thing.:clap:


Yep. There's nothing like a few Massholes getting together.

Ya see that Poco? Those three yankees are ganged up on one good ol' boy....and you are helping them.

Man, that's just wrong!:innocent:

[Stargazer]

I think 2d2k let the dog sniff his crotch.I tried to warn him.

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Hey You stick with your compatriots and we are all Knife Nutz regardless of which clan we belong to.

[Ken]

Can't have a Red Stripe. I used the last one on my Cap'n Crunch this morning. :innocent:

[chiye tanka]

Ya see that Poco? Those three yankees are ganged up on one good ol' boy....and you are helping them.

Man, that's just wrong!:innocent:

I live in the south.
Didn't you get the memo? It's a conspiracy to take back the south and we're the first wave.:tank:

[Ken]

Ya see that Poco? Those three yankees are ganged up on one good ol' boy....and you are helping them.

Man, that's just wrong!:innocent:


Just tryin' to start a war, ain't ya'? :sneaky2:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Hey Chiye he don't call himself 2dumb for nothing.

[chiye tanka]

Just tryin' to start a war, ain't ya'? :sneaky2:

Who? Me?:innocent:
Would I do that?

[chiye tanka]

Hey Chiye he don't call himself 2dumb for nothing.

Nice!!!!:smash:

[Ken]

Who? Me?:innocent:
Would I do that?

NO! Not you, Chiye! I'm talkin' 'bout that varmit 2dumb. Unless, of course, you wanna' start a war and let us in on it.........

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Attention all forum members this is a classical example of don't start a fight in a strange bar when you are all alone!! Or even one you know!!

[2dumb2kwit]

2d2k, where'd you go?
Fellas, me thinkst we scared him off.:cool2:


Can I have a glass of milk first? And I think I need to pee.

Hahaha....I got a glass of Pepsi....and took a leak.:innocent:

[chiye tanka]

NO! Not you, Chiye! I'm talkin' 'bout that varmit 2dumb. Unless, of course, you wanna' start a war and let us in on it.........

Um..... Ok.:phone:

[Ken]

Hey Chiye he don't call himself 2dumb for nothing.

http://www.paulmcmahon.tv/buttons/too_dumb_to.gif

[SARKY]

Nice, children, Didn't this all start with a simple question from Ken as to shooting ability? And then digressed into irrelevance....... begining to sound like a SERE School class.

[2dumb2kwit]

Just tryin' to start a war, ain't ya'? :sneaky2:

Nah......Just tryin' to get some help!:innocent:

I mean dang...it is 4 to 1!!!:sneaky2:

[chiye tanka]

http://www.paulmcmahon.tv/buttons/too_dumb_to.gif

Let's tattoo it on his forehead.

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Chiye you got any WAR Paint?

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Sarky we know you can shoot... And it has digressed into well a wolf pack,an angry one that smells blood and are hungry... didn't you see those posts about food?

[chiye tanka]

Nice, children, Didn't this all start with a simple question from Ken as to shooting ability? And then digressed into irrelevance....... begining to sound like a SERE School class.

Sarky, kids will be kids. You know how family is, an outsider starts something and the whole pack jumps him.
Nothing but good clean FUN!:sneaky2:

[Ken]

Poco, GREAT avatar!

[chiye tanka]

Chiye you got any WAR Paint?

What kinda question is that?
This ain't my first warpath.

[pocomoonskyeyes]

hey isn't that the red dot at the beginning of the thread?

[2dumb2kwit]

Nice, children, Didn't this all start with a simple question from Ken as to shooting ability? And then digressed into irrelevance....... begining to sound like a SERE School class.

They have me 4 to 1 Sarky.....could use a little help. If you don't have time, I'll just give it my best shot! LOL

[Ken]

Nice, children, Didn't this all start with a simple question from Ken as to shooting ability? And then digressed into irrelevance....... begining to sound like a SERE School class.

Sarky, this all started with that "ugly guy" comment someone made. :innocent:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Why Thank you Ken:blushing: I was hesitant about using it and another since I have only a small amount of NA blood flowing through these veins. But will return to the encampment when the war party is sated.

[2dumb2kwit]

You know how family is, an outsider starts something and the whole pack jumps him.

What the heck are you talking about? Ken started this!:sneaky2:

[Ken]

2dumb, someone who knows you well picked out your screen name for ya' didn't they?

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb, someone who knows you well picked out your screen name for ya' didn't they?

Yep!......ME! LOL:innocent:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

2D2K OICU812 is on and he flies the reb flag,maybe he'll help you?

[chiye tanka]

Yep!......ME! LOL:innocent:

It's just too easy.

[Stargazer]

Poor, Poor boy. Ken would never start anything.

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Stir something up maybe, but then he is a culinary artist.

[Ken]

2D2K OICU812 is on and he flies the reb flag,maybe he'll help you?

I don't know......... 2d2k seems more like a C3PO kinda' guy........

[chiye tanka]

Poor, Poor boy. Ken would never start anything.

He shoulda known better then to mess with an attorney.

[Stargazer]

Wow we are now ten pages deep.We need to re name this thread.How to survive a forum mugging.

[chiye tanka]

Wow we are now ten pages deep.We need to re name this thread.How to survive a forum mugging.

That's freaking great!!!! (wiping off keyboard)

[Stargazer]

It just feels moraly wrong to have a battle of whits with an un-armed man.

[Ken]

We could always make the fun last and ask the Mods to make it a "sticky".........

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Muggin" this ain't no Muggin'! this is sharks circling wounded prey!

[Ken]

He shoulda known better then to mess with an attorney.

And the rest of my brothers here, too!

[chiye tanka]

We could always make the fun last and ask the Mods to make it a "sticky".........

I bet a few lobsters would go a long way.

[pocomoonskyeyes]

We could always make the fun last and ask the Mods to make it a "sticky".........

I don't know this could get "sticky"...pun intended.

[chiye tanka]

Muggin" this ain't no Muggin'! this is sharks circling wounded prey!

The term "stump training" comes to mind.:innocent:

[Ken]

I bet a few lobsters would go a long way.

Bribery. I just love it when an honest guy tells the truth!

[Ken]

I don't know this could get "sticky"...pun intended.

I already posted something about 2dumb's pillow..........

[chiye tanka]

Bribery. I just love it when an honest guy tells the truth!

That filter in my head doesn't seem to work all the time.

[Stargazer]

Wounded?? That would mean.....Good dog, Good dog.

[Ken]

That filter in my head doesn't seem to work all the time.

You WERE referring to Rick, right?

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Bribery. I just love it when an honest guy tells the truth!

They say everyone has their price.... BTW Ken when is that knife coming my way:innocent:

[Ken]

They say everyone has their price.... BTW Ken when is that knife coming my way:innocent:

PM me an address....... :innocent:

[chiye tanka]

You WERE referring to Rick, right?

Nope, me.....

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Hey Wait we're beating up on someone that ain't even here!!!

[2dumb2kwit]

They say everyone has their price.... BTW Ken when is that knife coming my way:innocent:

I'll send a knife your way, you #^$@@&%#^*(! LOL:innocent:

[Ken]

They say everyone has their price....

I had an argument about that with one of the most honest guys (a cop) I ever met. I won. But that's a different thread.

[Ken]

i'll Send A Knife Your Way, You #^$@@&%#^*(! Lol:innocent:


What A Glutton For Punishment!!!

[pocomoonskyeyes]

I had an argument about that ... I won. But that's a different thread. You are a Lawyer aren't you? Apparently a good one.

[Stargazer]

here we go again..2d2k did you just wake up after hitting youre head?

[Ken]

You are a Lawyer aren't you? Apparently a good one.

Thanks, Poco. I'll post that thread in the next day or two. "Everyone Has A Price"

[pocomoonskyeyes]

I thought he had given up ...and ...silence is golden but now I really want silence - Chiye let me borrow your Cold Steel combat 'hawk

[chiye tanka]

here we go again..2d2k did you just wake up after hitting youre head?

He should have been wearing his safety helmut.


DEE, DEE, DEE!!!!:clap::drool:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Gotta' Go Fella's It's been fun. But my Pumpkin is about to change.

[chiye tanka]

I thought he had given up ...and ...silence is golden but now I really want silence - Chiye let me borrow your Cold Steel combat 'hawk

Use the Emerson CQC-T, it will hurt more.

[2dumb2kwit]

I thought he had given up ...


Hah.....you guys ready to call it a draw?:innocent:

[chiye tanka]

Hah.....you guys ready to call it a draw?:innocent:

Draw HE11!
It's been a one sided beat down!

[Ken]

dumb2kwit = Stony reincarnated. You newer guys should take a few minutes sometime to read some of Stony's old posts. Like the one where he said he'd take our guns away if he needed one. :sneaky2: I'm still laughing about it.......

Not really, though. Sorry, 2dumb. You may be as dumb as Stony, but no where near as bad.

[Ken]

Gotta' Go Fella's It's been fun. But my Pumpkin is about to change.

G'night, poco!

[Stargazer]

I'm out too.My evil three year old spawn will be up before the sun.

[chiye tanka]

Me too. Ken doesn't REALLY need our help with 2d2k, but it's been fun.

[2dumb2kwit]

Gotta' Go Fella's It's been fun. But my Pumpkin is about to change.

Night Poco!:smash:

[2dumb2kwit]

Night Stargazer!:smash:

[2dumb2kwit]

Night CT!:smash:

[Ken]

I say we give 2dumb a round of applause!

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[2dumb2kwit]

And a Twinkie?!?!:innocent: LOL

[Ken]

And a Twinkie?!?!:innocent: LOL

Don't get carried away. :sneaky2:

[crashdive123]

Just a couple of observations .......

Chiye and Poco - 2D2K has been around for awhile. This all started with a squirrel.

You guys were pretty bored last night huh?

[Rick]

I'll say they were. I kept thinkin' they would all go home so I could lock up but Nooooooooo. They just kept orderin' beer.

[crashdive123]

Reading through it this morning - looks like Ken used his lawyerly skills to convince others that 2D2K was new and here to start some crapola, or at least that was the assumption made. All because of that danged squirrel.

[Ken]

1. I never even IMPLIED that 2dumb was new here. :sneaky2:

2. Yes, we were bored last night. Then we went into extra innings. :innocent:

3. Major power failures have been started by a danged squirrel. :)

4. A friend will bail you out. A true friend will sit in that cell with you and say, "Man, that was a great time."

[equus]

you all are very mean to 2d2k.....i thought that it was funny that not one single female was on this thread. 2d2k i would of backed you up i am not scared to take on the wolfpack!!!!!

[equus]

wake up wake up wherever you are!!!!! you shouldn't of stayed up so late!!!!

[Ken]

you all are very mean to 2d2k.....i thought that it was funny that not one single female was on this thread. 2d2k i would of backed you up i am not scared to take on the wolfpack!!!!!

*kicks the chair* BUT 2DUMB STARTED IT!!! :blushing:

[Ken]

you all are very mean to 2d2k.....i thought that it was funny!!!!!

So did we. :innocent:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Aww ain't she sweet? wants to take on the wolfpack all by her itty bitty little self... What!!! has she lost her mind?
I think even 2D2K had fun!! we were PM-ing each other while it was going on! Personally I haven't ever had that much fun on the internet. Did anyone see how many were viewing? there was at least 10-12 everytime I checked, so I don't think we were the only ones having fun.hope all didn't take offense,we would never hurt each other(well feelings maybe)but it was all in jest...like a pillow fight.

[Ken]

2dumb said he had fun, too! :) Honest he did!

But wow, did I get eye strain. Going from the posts to the PMs and back and trying to keep up with all the responses and what not ..........

I say it's all 2dumbs fault! Let's get 'em! :sneaky2:

[pocomoonskyeyes]

Not AGAIN!!! I'm laughing to hard just thinking about it. We better be careful Ken or they'll start calling us the Lynch Party!!

[Ken]

Sometimes some men just need a good lynching. :sneaky2:

Anybody know where Rick is? :innocent:

There you are, Rick. Would you mind trying this survival necklace on? :)

Here, stand on this chair so I can get a better view. Yep, that's good.....

......... :hang:

[Ken]

Anybody want my e-mail before I get BANNED?

[Ken]

2dumb, I know that you're reading this thread as I type this.

I know that you're trying to think up a snappy and sarcastic response. DON'T DO IT! Some folks just weren't made for thinking, and I don't want you to hurt yourself trying. :)

[Ken]

*DING, DING* Round 2? :innocent:

[2dumb2kwit]

But wow, did I get eye strain. Going from the posts to the PMs and back and trying to keep up with all the responses and what not ..........

What are you crying about? You had three guys helping you!

I was defending myself, against four crazed lunatics, and you don't hear me crying! ($%$#^&^#$ sissy lawyer!) :innocent:

[Rick]

He has a point, there. I mean about the crazed lunatics and all.

[Ken]

What are you crying about? You had three guys helping you!

I was defending myself, against four crazed lunatics, and you don't hear me crying! ($%$#^&^#$ sissy lawyer!) :innocent:

Rule 2. Gain the sympathy of the "jury."

[Rick]

Not Guilty!!

[Ken]

Not Guilty!!

That's absolutely correct!

[2dumb2kwit]

Rule 2. Gain the sympathy of the "jury."

Actually...I was feeling a little sympathy, for you guys.

The four of you together couldn't get the best of one "dumb southerner"?
Man...that must be kind of embarrassing! LOL:blushing:
(Especially considering that the ring leader is supposed to be a big time smart lawyer guy!)*snicker,snicker*