Knives and Bananas

[crashdive123]

Apparently some gorillas will go to great lengths to get a banana. http://www.edmontonjournal.com/Travel/Knife+wielding+gorilla+shocks+visitors/1704496/story.html

[Rick]

Through the gorilla translator thingy...

"That's what the humans are all upset about? That little thing?"
"This is it. Crazy, huh? They passed laws that keep them from stabbing each other."
"What's a law?"
"Doesn't matter. Anyway, they can only carry them on Tuesday between banana time and termite time."
"That's not very long."
"They just don't trust each other. Hey. Want to have some fun? Hold your hands up and look scared like I'm going to poke you. Aaaarh! Aaaarh! Aaaarh!"
"Look at them run!"
(both gorillas chuckling).

[Ken]

"It was a small utility knife; it wasn't a huge knife."

Looked to me like it could do a bit of damage.......:innocent:

[erunkiswldrnssurvival]

i dont know crash,

that photo looks a lot like my highschool graduation party.....hhmmm

[Sarge47]

1.) Ook, ook, eek, awk, mess with me, ook, ook,...

2.) "C'mon, one more crack about not having "opposable thumbs", I dare ya!"

3.) "s'funny, it don't feel like a banana."

4.) "Hey, I just gave a new meaning to the term "Gorilla warfare!"

5.) "Hand over all your bananas...NOW!"

:innocent::sneaky2::cool2:

[Ken]

You stay awake just to think this stuff up, don't ya'? :sneaky2:

[Sarge47]

Ya gotta wonder how that knife got in that cage in the 1st place, don't ya?:innocent:

[crashdive123]

They've been behind bars for quite some time now. Seems as though they're getting pretty good at making shanks and shives.

[Ken]

They've been behind bars for quite some time now. Seems as though they're getting pretty good at making shanks and shives.

Now that was funny! I don't care who you are.

[Sarge47]

6.) "It's my new survival knife, learned all about it from Sarge on this Wilderness Survival site!"

7.) "Hey Screw, C'mere!"

8.) "If I don't get some Twinkies in the next 5 minutes..."

9.) "Honest, that little boy over there told me it was a toothpick!"

10.) "This is the boning knife that comes with the set And has a one year warranty..."

:innocent::sneaky2::cool2: