Flathead County, Montana Police Blotter

[RangerXanatos]

The radio station I like to listen to has a distiguished way to entertain their listeners. ne of the many things they do is to read the police blotter of Flathead County, Montana. I just found where they get the snips from and thought I'd share with yall for a chuckle.

http://www.flatheadbeacon.com/policeblotter/

[Jason_Montana]

I spent most of my life in the Flathead Valley. There is alot of interesting stuff that goes on there.

[RangerXanatos]

I spent most of my life in the Flathead Valley. There is alot of interesting stuff that goes on there.

So if we went back into the records, would we find some bizarre report that you had something to do with? :smash: :whistling:

[Ken]

That was good for a couple of laughs. Thanks!

[Pal334]

That was good for a couple of laughs. Thanks!

Perhaps there is a need for a Big City Lawyer there. Looks like some heinous activity could occur at any time

[bulrush]

10:43 a.m. An individual on Old Ranch Road was seen injecting propane into the ground and igniting the fuel. Though unsettling to the reporting party, this process is actually a legal means of removing gophers.


7:37 p.m. A family claimed that their 10-year-old boy did not return from a school field trip. Soon after, the child was located in the family home.

1:31 p.m. A dirty diaper inspired violence in Columbia Falls when two sisters refused to change the baby. Though the child was unharmed, one sister had a bloody nose.

12:18 p.m. Two large dogs were wandering around Coram. It appears to be their regular routine.

1:16 p.m. Someone bought a new car and neglected to inform his neighbors. The unfamiliar vehicle aroused suspicion in the neighborhood.


I kid you not.

[trax]

I like the missing camper showing up in the drinking establishment, what a happy search party that must have been. And the man scratched by the ferocious lynx, because you know...a non-ferocious lynx would never do that.

[Rick]

7:30 a.m. An unoccupied canoe was trapped in a logjam on the Swan River. Tethered to the canoe was a floating dock, also caught in the logs.

Hey, call me crazy but wouldn't you think it was the canoe tethered to the floating dock?

[Ken]

Whoever it is that writes that police blotter should become a comedy writer.