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crashdive123
04-22-2009, 08:02 AM
Some people should probably reconsider their career choices.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705298541/Frightened-burglar-soils-himself.html

Rick
04-22-2009, 08:10 AM
That's why you have to practice. Bug out plans, car burglary, whatever. Practice, practice, practice! Oh, and don't pick a car with a cop inside.

Ken
04-22-2009, 08:18 AM
Let's just say I may very well have a case right now with very similar allegations - except for the poop. :innocent:

erunkiswldrnssurvival
04-22-2009, 08:32 AM
And only 16 years old, the chaos they cause for a cd or handful of quaters. if they could earn that stuff with education it might ease thier "tensions" and help them consentrate on getting an "A" (I dont mean ARRESTED)

Pal334
04-22-2009, 08:48 AM
THey should let him stay in his "soiled" trousers, humiliation makes a long lasting impression

Alpine_Sapper
04-22-2009, 08:53 AM
THey should let him stay in his "soiled" trousers, humiliation makes a long lasting impression

They probably did. Most of the time they won't even let you grab a pair of shoes to throw on, let alone give you a set of orange's to change into until you've been booked and processed....

Yuma Kutsuu
04-22-2009, 09:25 AM
THey should let him stay in his "soiled" trousers, humiliation makes a long lasting impression

I agree with that completely. He practically made his own punihment.

mountain mama
04-22-2009, 10:17 AM
And the punishment of all around him!
I can hear the booking officer now...*mumbling* "What did I do to deserve THIS?!?!?"

crashdive123
04-22-2009, 02:58 PM
I can see the sentence now - bansihment to the turned over outhouse that was discussed in another thread.

Alpine_Sapper
04-22-2009, 03:06 PM
And the punishment of all around him!
I can hear the booking officer now...*mumbling* "What did I do to deserve THIS?!?!?"

Can you imagine being his bunkie in the holding tank?

crashdive123
04-22-2009, 03:53 PM
I guess that's why it's called a holding tank.:lol:

erunkiswldrnssurvival
04-22-2009, 04:13 PM
i would be holding my nose, or mabe not my gut.