uh oh

[wareagle69]

ok guys are a wolf pack or not so if one of you brother wolves is in trouble will you help him out?
see i have a big problem the wife is upstairs starting to bake i have the fire department on high alert many many many fire extinguishers ready, brushed up on my first aid skills am i forgetting anything
ok here comes the helping a brother wolf part send me your addresses so i can unload this stuff last time she baked little brown dawg was licking her butt for a week wife asked why so i told her she was just trying to get the taste out of her mouth. so finally i have been let back in the house, why else do you think i practice all these survival skills
come on guys help a brother wolf out

[crashdive123]

Putting those survival skills to the test, eh WE?

[wareagle69]

more testing me reflexes see if i could still move like i used to (i can't) she's awfully quick, and i 've taught her well

[nell67]

WE,between you and RIck,I am gonna have to have a pow wow with the wives of the the wolf pack and clue them in to what you guys are saying,I hope she got ya good,and when it is set down on the table in front of you?? SIT THERE AND EAT IT LIKE A MAN........:D:D

[wareagle69]

i thought i had put you on ignore so you wouldn't see this post and i changed my phone number so you can't call her and i cancelled my facebook to so no use in trying to tell her i'll just say your crazy any ways i mean who would love trax can't be in your right or left mind to do that:eek::eek::D:D

[nell67]

Go ahead and ignore me.....see,I would have to ignore YOU not to see your posts,and I'm willing to test the phone number change! Are ya scared yet?? cuz I'm dialing......:D:p

[Rick]

I had a very strong respect for your survival skills. Not anymore. Any man that would tell his wife that the dog's butt tastes better than her cooking is sorely lacking survival skills. I have no desire to wear a cast iron skillet so I've NEVER said anything like that. At least not to her face.:o

[Sam]

ok guys are a wolf pack or not so if one of you brother wolves is in trouble will you help him out?
see i have a big problem the wife is upstairs starting to bake i have the fire department on high alert many many many fire extinguishers ready, brushed up on my first aid skills am i forgetting anything
ok here comes the helping a brother wolf part send me your addresses so i can unload this stuff last time she baked little brown dawg was licking her butt for a week wife asked why so i told her she was just trying to get the taste out of her mouth. so finally i have been let back in the house, why else do you think i practice all these survival skills
come on guys help a brother wolf out

The key to surviving 'bad' cooking is tobasco sauce. :eek: You just gotta remember how much she means to you when you eat, that way you won't make the bad faces.
-Sam

[Sarge47]

Maybe you could go live with Norm.:rolleyes: Here are some do's & don'ts.

DON'TS:
1.) NEVER criticize your wife's cooking, the way her hair looks,
their make-up, the way they drive, their clothes; better yet,
just keep your mouth shut and don't say a word! :p

2.) After taking in a mouthful of her food, NEVER spit it back out
"projectile style", or roll on the floor gagging & making silly
faces :(

3.) NEVER use the line: "Ummm, honey, that looks delicious!" as
then she expects you to eat every bite.:eek:

DO'S:
1.) Always smile & look like she just saved your life, as you
haven't ate for several months & she's a "Godsend".:)

2.) Have a BOB for the food hidden in your lap to secretly
dispose of it. [WARNING! Do NOT dispose where children,
wildlife can find & eat it, or where natural drainage & run-off could cause
pollution in any waterways!]:rolleyes:

3.) If you get caught doing anything like this, grovel, weep,
& cover any vulnerable areas like your head or groin!:eek:

Hope this has helped!:D Oops...what?....No honey, it's all a joke,...really....honest...it's just clowning around with the guys...OW!...HONEY!....(Sarges computer goes silent.)

[tsitenha]

I thought dogs like their hind ends was because they had just been around politicians and could wait to get the bad taste out of their mouths.

[crashdive123]

I thought dogs like their hind ends was because they had just been around politicians and could wait to get the bad taste out of their mouths.

Nope. They just like showing off.

[PNW]

It aint easy cooking. I suggest YOU spend a month listening to whining crybabies while YOU do the cooking.:D

[klkak]

Yea---no, nope, no way, you aint gett'n my address.

[wareagle69]

Yea---no, nope, no way, you aint gett'n my address.

dude your screwed cuz ya already gave me directions to your house remeber?
nell i have dial up as long as i keep the computer on then you can't get thru ha now whatcha gonna do

[nell67]

WE,you can't stay online forever,you gotta go to work sometime,then I can call up and have a nice long chat with Linda:D Your butt will be in big trouble when you get home:p

[Pal334]

As a survivor of 31 years marriage (and she insists they have been happy), May I say you Sir have committed a fauxs Paux (my polite way of trying without spell check to say you F***ed up) :) .

Sarge has a good set of does and don'ts there:

If I may take the liberty of suggesting a 4th entry?

DON'TS:
1.) NEVER criticize your wife's cooking, the way her hair looks,
their make-up, the way they drive, their clothes; better yet,
just keep your mouth shut and don't say a word!

2.) After taking in a mouthful of her food, NEVER spit it back out
"projectile style", or roll on the floor gagging & making silly
faces

3.) NEVER use the line: "Ummm, honey, that looks delicious!" as
then she expects you to eat every bite.

4)Number 3 can sentence you to that dish three times a week for the rest of your life

[wareagle69]

some of you here know my past and how dangerous i like to live its just one more thing i can do and walk away from laughing saying now that was crazy,

[trax]

Just say "honey, you keep doing that delicious cooking and we're both going to gain weight"

[nell67]

Well,thats one way to make ME stop cooking.......:p

[wareagle69]

smooth son very smooth

[red lake]

Run out and buy little christmas tins and suggest she sends it to all your in-laws and a chrismas cheer kinda thing. My wife does this but her baking is good.

[crashdive123]

Sarge - Move to General Chat

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