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BraggSurvivor
10-08-2008, 06:48 PM
I really want to get sponsorship from Haliburton, Kellog, Brown, and Root and Taser.

I am waiting for Hank Paulson to buy me out. If that doesn't happen I will buy Hank Paulson out.

Yeah I need revenue streams. Easy money.

I could put out an official line of Sarah Palin panties or something.

Or "Heads I win, Tails you lose" silver coins.

Or "My Wall-Street broker jumped out the window and all I got was this lousy blood stain on my t-shirt" t-shirt.

What do y'all think? :D

Sourdough
10-08-2008, 06:58 PM
You leave my Governator out of this, she can beat-up your prime (Or semi-prime) minister. We are going to be one country soon anyway, Amer'anada or Canamerica.

BraggSurvivor
10-08-2008, 07:38 PM
You leave my Governator out of this, she can beat-up your prime (Or semi-prime) minister. We are going to be one country soon anyway, Amer'anada or Canamerica.

Yea, kinda hard to tell the driver, hauling crazily thru the mountains "You Idiot, you're gonna kill us all if you dont slow down" and that well deserved "I TOLD you so" as the wheels leave the pavement, headed for a 1000 foot deep canyon.
We are in for one bad ride. I really don't see the financial crisis as the ride, but a tool, to get us to accept the union of Mexico, Canada & the USA.
Well, one of the tools, since the name of the agreement is the Security & Prosperity Agreement, they must inflict fear and poverty, so I suspect we will be terrorized by armed thugs along with famine & poverty, to get the right "Problem, Reaction, Solution" out of all of us.

crashdive123
10-08-2008, 07:43 PM
Bragg - you said that this http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?t=4360 was going to be your final warning. Now darnit - you wouldn't want people to think you were fibbing would you?

BraggSurvivor
10-08-2008, 07:46 PM
I can't help it Crash, it's like having to practice my skills. ;):D

Rick
10-08-2008, 07:49 PM
(head slap) Oh, brother. I want to know who does the hiring for all these armed thugs folks keep talking about. My resume' is on Monster. Maybe I'll get a call.

"Is this Rick?"

"Yes."

"Rick, this is Shooter Killwell over at Thugs R Us. I saw your resume' on Monster and I'd like to talk to you about a job."

"Start talkin'. I ain't got all day."

"Now that's the thug spirit. You know, the economy is going in the dumpster and the government has contracted us to wreck havoc and run a muck in the streets. The problem is we're short of thugs in the Midwest. Do you own a gun?"

"Uh, yeah. Big'uns."

"Great. The Feds tell us the economy is scheduled to crash on Thanksgiving Day. Sort of a little irony for the home folks kind of a thing. You interested?"

"Let me check my calendar......I've got a bank robbery scheduled for November 8 but I think that will be wrapped up by then."

"That's swell...hey, November 8. I get it. That's pretty good. An armed thug with a sense of humor."

"I try."

catfish10101
10-08-2008, 09:25 PM
(head slap) Oh, brother. I want to know who does the hiring for all these armed thugs folks keep talking about. My resume' is on Monster. Maybe I'll get a call.

"Is this Rick?"

"Yes."

"Rick, this is Shooter Killwell over at Thugs R Us. I saw your resume' on Monster and I'd like to talk to you about a job."

"Start talkin'. I ain't got all day."

"Now that's the thug spirit. You know, the economy is going in the dumpster and the government has contracted us to wreck havoc and run a muck in the streets. The problem is we're short of thugs in the Midwest. Do you own a gun?"

"Uh, yeah. Big'uns."

"Great. The Feds tell us the economy is scheduled to crash on Thanksgiving Day. Sort of a little irony for the home folks kind of a thing. You interested?"

"Let me check my calendar......I've got a bank robbery scheduled for November 8 but I think that will be wrapped up by then."

"That's swell...hey, November 8. I get it. That's pretty good. An armed thug with a sense of humor."

"I try."

Give it up Rick, It just aint you. LOL!!!

ryaninmichigan
10-08-2008, 09:38 PM
Can anyone spare an Amero?

BraggSurvivor
10-08-2008, 11:14 PM
Can anyone spare an Amero?

Right now it's like "Can anyone spare a loan?"