Rick for President

[Rick]

I know politics is frowned upon but I thought that it was time to let everyone know that I've actually thrown my hat in the ring this year for president. I know I don't stand much of a chance but we've had a ground swell of support. Here's a report Channel 3 did on our campaign.

http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=&last=Rick

[nell67]

You have my vote!

[trax]

But Rick, you'd probably have to give up being a moderator here! You'd give up all this just to be President? You might want to think about that, pal.:cool:

[Beowulf65]

Rick is that real, and is that you? You got my vote.
No Trax this could be good, we can take over CSPAN and have wilderness-survival tv!! You and Nell can host, I can see it now... first its off to WE's palce to check on Norman the Moose, then to Brazil as we do do a segment with Pict, then we go to Georgia and FVR, then to Cali and Remy puts us on the couch to pick our brain, then we go to see Sri Lanka and Jay shows us the ropes there, then.... omg its becoming a huge success already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[trax]

Well yeah, that's all good, but you know....Rick would be President. LIke, how can we take the guy out canoeing with all those weird dudes with the black suits and shades that have to follow him around everywhere he goes?

[Dennis K.]

http://www.rickforpresident.com/

actually doesn't sound to bad.

[Sarge47]

Remember Prez Reagan & his Jelly Beans? It'll be Rick & his Twinkies. Oh yeah! That's how it all starts! 1st it's all just good. clean fun, but then Dolly Madison get's a tude 'cuz Hostess has the exclusive franchise. Then it's an all-out war!:eek: But Rick is still doing okay until someone posts a pic of him in his "Twinkie" suit & "Game Over!" And you guys thought 'Nam was bad!:rolleyes:

[VampireRanger676]

We shall use this to TAKE OVER THE WORLD MUAHAHA:D

[trax]

We shall use this to TAKE OVER THE WORLD MUAHAHA:D

Well that right there is your makings for a Secretary of State if I ever saw one.

[Jay]

Way to go Rick! you got my vote! (I think!@#@!)

[trax]

Jay, I don't think you and I are allowed to vote in American elections.:rolleyes:

[Rick]

It's the second step to a free Traxistan. The first was equipping the pygmies with Shetland ponies. Now we take over the U.S. and make it a territory of Traxistan.

As for the guys in black suits. I'm going to institute the "Not So Secret Service" as well as the "Central Reasonably Smart Guys Agency". I don't think secrecy belongs in government and we know there isn't much intelligence so the changes should go unnoticed.

And Jay can vote if he wants to.

Rick is that real, and is that you?

Uh, yea. It's, uh, real. Sure. And it's definitely me.

[trax]

Oh sure! Jay gets to vote...Jay! well thanks a lot! (kicks computer and walks away muttering)

[Rick]

You can vote if you want to but since you will rule (RULE!) all of North America before we get done do you even care?

[trax]

Oh yeah, darn pesky details....hey can you hear those bells?

[Jay]

Trax....I'll vote anyways! We'll see what happens when the moon howls!

[Rick]

Hey, I like that. Catchy slogan.

Vote for Rick! See what happens when the moon howls. Oh, yeah. That's a keeper.

[Beowulf65]

Trax: More like for whom the bells toll :D

[Beowulf65]

Jay your in charge of forgien policies if Rick gets in.

[Jay]

Oh sure! Jay gets to vote...Jay! well thanks a lot! (kicks computer and walks away muttering)

Aint no computers in the mountain Pilgrim!

[Rick]

Jay has skills beyond the military. I'll let him be in charge of the "Not So Secret Service". He can trap anyone that tries to harm me.

[Jay]

Jay your in charge of forgien policies if Rick gets in.

Thanks Beo, now iffen we could just annex India........!!!

[Rick]

(snaps fingers) Done!....well, as soon as I get elected.

[Rick]

http://www.rickforpresident.com/

That is hilarious!! I wish I would have thought of that. And the old guy has a nifty hat to boot. But that jacket could stand a run through the washer.

[crashdive123]

The tatoo was priceless. Relative of yours?

[Rick]

Granny. She dotes on me way too much I think.

[nell67]

Nora has gained a little weight

http://richardwaranius.tripod.com/McDonalds_2/McDonalds_2/IMAG056A.JPG

[crashdive123]

She's just getting ready for a long campaign.

[nell67]

With that look on her face,I don't think it would be too safe to vote for anyone but Rick.

[Beowulf65]

I'd be cook'n that big fat azz squirrel, Mmmm Mmm squirrel stew.

[crashdive123]

Don't worry Nora, I think I can get the drop on Beo and take him out.

http://www.theanimalblog.com/images/2006/0812/squirrel.jpg

[nell67]

Don't worry Nora, I think I can get the drop on Beo and take him out.

http://www.theanimalblog.com/images/2006/0812/squirrel.jpg

Hey it's Nora's evil twin brother Norbert!

[crashdive123]

Looks like the whole family is getting in on it.

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff87/nachosforever/Animals/squirrel-youngjedidie.jpg

[Rick]

Norbert in training:

http://www.liberalstreetfighter.com/ee/images/uploads/Squirrel_Boxing.jpg

During deployment:

http://www.jamiegaines.com/stuff/squirrel_with_machine_gun.jpg

And while on a week-end pass. Ain't he a mess? And you wondered why his eyes were red.

http://www.byerly.org/intrest/hung_out_squirrel.jpg

[Jay]

[QUOTE=Rick;69363]Norbert in training:

http://www.liberalstreetfighter.com/ee/images/uploads/Squirrel_Boxing.jpg

During deployment:

Hey, how'd u get a picture of me????????????????????

[nell67]

Lean,mean fightin' machine,eh Jay?:D

[Jay]

Lean,mean fightin' machine,eh Jay?:D

you got it Nell.! That's me! (even if my wife wont agree!)

[nell67]

you got it Nell.! That's me! (even if my wife wont agree!)

Wives are like that!

[Jay]

I'll second that!

[trax]

So apparently Rick's running on the squirrel platform, because everyone already knows he nuts.

[Rick]

(making note to self) Ruler of North America can be surly!

[crashdive123]

Move along folks. Nothing to see here.

http://www.costumedogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/squirrel3.jpg

[bulrush]

Anyone know Chuck Baldwin, another presidential candidate? I have no clue who he is but his office is right by my house.

[Rick]

Lest anyone misunderstand, this was a joke. I'm NOT running for anything except the back yard when my wife gets mad.

Do a google search on Baldwin and you can find out about him.

[trax]

(making note to self) Ruler of North America can be surly!

Surly? me? no no no....I didn't say being nuts was a bad thing

[Rick]

Oooooh. Sort of like Niagra Falls.

Niagra Falls!? Slowly I turn. Step by step. Inch by inch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ9lQe2YoBs

[trax]

Yes Rick, just like that.

[crashdive123]

Glad you cleared that up. I was thinking more like Burt Reynolds and Dom Deluise in the movie "The End".

[trax]

Glad you cleared that up. I was thinking more like Burt Reynolds and Dom Deluise in the movie "The End".

Were you thinking more of the end of "The End" or the middle of "The End" or the beginning of "The End"?

[crashdive123]

The end of The End. You know the scene. They're escaping from the insane assylum. Dom doesn't want to leave. Burt is climbing the fence. Dom yells out (remember, it's an insane assylum) " That mans nuts...grab em!"

[Dennis K.]

The end of The End. You know the scene. They're escaping from the insane assylum. Dom doesn't want to leave. Burt is climbing the fence. Dom yells out (remember, it's an insane assylum) " That mans nuts...grab em!"

Why would you want to grab that mans nuts?

[crashdive123]

Guess you had to be there.

[Rick]

You would grab the nuts because they are highly nutritious. Walnuts are probably the very best for you. Low in fat and an excellent source of fiber. Pecans are pretty darned tasty, too.

So remember KIDS, gather those nuts in the wild. They are highly nutritious (just don't eat the wormy ones).

[Dennis K.]

Darn right. I have 3 pecan trees in my yard. Anybody tries to grab my nuts, and they're in for a fight.

Dennis (keeping the squirrels outta the pecan trees) K.