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08-02-2007, 02:42 PM
The situation is grim: Trapped in a survival forum with people who are clueless, none of them watched the same survival show that I did, so obviously, they know nothing!
Some of them have actually had the blatant nerve to disagree with my opinions:mad:
OK viewers... {cameraman does close up on my profusely sweating brow, the situation is tense, obviously the stress is getting to me and room service has buggered up my order again!)
....here's what to do
1. Don't take myself too damn seriously, hypertension kills more people than falling off of mountains, bear attacks, bee stings and wild people with rifles all put together every year
2. Listen....not unlike listening for the near silent northern purple warbler it's worth it when something gets through.
3. Whip out my ego and pound it to death. Because in a real wilderness or urban survival situation that might require teamwork, ego has no place.:eek:
4. Get over myself, I mean come on...isn't that it? That way I can look at serious questions and answers and have some fun with those "wolfpack" people too....
5. Crank the airconditioning up full blast, (driving the room down to a wintry 50 something degrees, brrrrrr) send camera crew away and leave several ropes around in case someone wants to discuss some of these postings in person
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Some of them have actually had the blatant nerve to disagree with my opinions:mad:
OK viewers... {cameraman does close up on my profusely sweating brow, the situation is tense, obviously the stress is getting to me and room service has buggered up my order again!)
....here's what to do
1. Don't take myself too damn seriously, hypertension kills more people than falling off of mountains, bear attacks, bee stings and wild people with rifles all put together every year
2. Listen....not unlike listening for the near silent northern purple warbler it's worth it when something gets through.
3. Whip out my ego and pound it to death. Because in a real wilderness or urban survival situation that might require teamwork, ego has no place.:eek:
4. Get over myself, I mean come on...isn't that it? That way I can look at serious questions and answers and have some fun with those "wolfpack" people too....
5. Crank the airconditioning up full blast, (driving the room down to a wintry 50 something degrees, brrrrrr) send camera crew away and leave several ropes around in case someone wants to discuss some of these postings in person
Tune in for episode two, now a word from our sponsor...traxreallyexpensivecampingandsurvivalgea r.com