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randyt
12-27-2017, 08:10 PM
Here is a story about a fella that was mauled by a grizz. I say he was one lucky fella.

https://www.fieldandstream.com/elk-hunter-tom-sommer-mauled-by-grizzly

hunter63
12-27-2017, 09:05 PM
The goal,... live to tell the tale...that's what it about....
Lucky guys...

Rick
12-27-2017, 09:18 PM
Rule number 1. Grizzly tracks. Think a helluva lot about it!

pete lynch
12-28-2017, 05:47 AM
Rule number 1. Grizzly tracks. Think a helluva lot about it!

And always carry bear spray.

crashdive123
12-28-2017, 07:24 AM
http://www.fishntexas.com/fishing_jokes_hunting_jokes/pics/fishnt4.jpg

Rick
12-28-2017, 07:51 AM
When I was in Yellowstone hiking I was carrying a sidearm and bearspray. Some duffus asked me if I had ever had to use it. The conversation went something like....

"Ever had to use any of that?"
"No."
"Do you think you will?"
"I hope not."
"That's why I don't carry it."
"If you find you need it then please don't come running to me. Lead the bear in the other direction."

He walked off after that.

JohnLeePettimore
12-28-2017, 11:00 AM
http://www.fishntexas.com/fishing_jokes_hunting_jokes/pics/fishnt4.jpg

I took that one hook, line, and sinker.

JohnLeePettimore
12-28-2017, 11:08 AM
When I was in Yellowstone hiking I was carrying a sidearm and bearspray. Some duffus asked me if I had ever had to use it. The conversation went something like....

"Ever had to use any of that?"
"No."
"Do you think you will?"
"I hope not."
"That's why I don't carry it."
"If you find you need it then please don't come running to me. Lead the bear in the other direction."

He walked off after that.

Even though I know there are a lot of stupid people out there, I keep getting surprised at just how stupid some people can be.

JohnLeePettimore
12-28-2017, 11:09 AM
"Sometimes you're the Louisville Slugger, baby. Sometimes you're the ball."