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trax
05-20-2008, 05:26 PM
I've put a lot of thought into this ok people? (Yeah, sure he did. This is Ken's fault for asking Rick)

1. All you need for citizenship is to be hanging around in the general geographical area

2. The government of Free Traxistan will not impede on the rights of the citizens:

a) To express themselves freely. Say whatever you want to whoever you want, however, if you can't say it politely, someone might slap some manners into you.

b) To bear firearms. Period, nothing else needs to be said about that.

c) To worship however they see fit. Hopefully, those Traxifarians will sober up once in awhile and earn their keep.

d) To earn a living however you see fit, mostly cuz if you're planning on living off the government, well that ain't going to happen.

3. The government recognizes the following holidays:
a) Bacon Fridays. Just take the day off and enjoy some bacon
b) Trax's birthday. Just take the day off and enjoy some bacon
c) Rick's birthday. Yep, you guessed it. Enjoy that bacon

4. Taxes. Heck no, I waste my own money, I'm pretty sure I'd just squander yours.

5. Health care? Well, might be a bad idea to get sick or hurt, cuz the government doesn't have any money.

6. Property rights? Finders keepers worked on the school ground when I was a kid, should work here. First come, first served. If it gets too crowded, though, you might want to think of sharing some space with your neighbors.

7. Hunting season. Opens January 1, closes December 31, just shoot for as many people as you're going to feed, cuz if you shoot more than that, it's going to be confiscated for someone who does need it.

8. People involved in the raising of pigs will be granted special status because dammit, we need that bacon. I'm not sure what that special status involves yet, but we'll work it out.

9. The currency of Free Traxistan is called barter. That way you don't need a bunch of paper floating around with my hideous mug on it, make the best deal you can with whoever you need to trade with, was good enough for my old man, it's good enough for us.
10. Hassling or interfering with the work of the pygmies, the ninja squirrels or the Shetland ponies is a criminal offence. I gotta draw some lines somewhere.
11. A hefty bonus portion of bacon and/or pulled pork (recipient's choice!) will be awarded by the government to anyone caught shooting evil-doers: child molestors, rapists, politicians, all count as evil-doers.
12. There is one official language, that's English. I don't care if you use American, Canadian or even English English, but the official language is English, not French, not Spanish, sure as hell not Tarsi or Aramaic. Anyone who can help me brush up on my Cree lessons is definitely welcome at the official cabin I'll be using as headquarters.
13. Anyone bribing me with gifts of Glenfiddich Scotch or Jameson's Irish, well, they'll probably get a pretty comfy government job. Bribes are always welcome. Why should I pretend to not be corrupt, it just slows down the process. Never trust any government that doesn't allow livestock on the public transit system.

This document is open to an exchange of ideas, and adaptations, but don't get it too complicated, I'll get a headache.

crashdive123
05-20-2008, 05:30 PM
Now if we could only get the rest of the world to adopt similar constitutions.

Ken
05-20-2008, 05:33 PM
I LOVE IT!


Trax, can I be appointed Vice President of Quality Control? :D

(If the job's already gone, I'll settle for just President or Attorney General:()

Where do I send the scotch?

Rick
05-20-2008, 05:41 PM
As Minister of Science (Trax said so nahney nahney boo boo) let it be known that I endorse said constitution. We shall hang together a side of bacon or surely we will hang separately. Helping each other, of course, is always best. I shall base my office on the words of William Bragg, Sr. (no relation to the Braggster that I know of):

"The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them."

I shall be extremely busy thinking. If you see me just know I am thinking some great science thought. If you buy me a cup of coffee and a bacon sandwich I will think great science thoughts about you. If you give me a side of bacon I shall think great science thoughts about you and your entire family. I must go think now.

Ole WV Coot
05-20-2008, 05:46 PM
I can go along with that. Sure beats any other idea I've heard in 50yrs. BUT, I would like to reserve the right to brew my own emergency supply(for medicinal use only) of the white, soothing drink of my Appalachian ancestors.

trax
05-20-2008, 05:48 PM
I can go along with that. Sure beats any other idea I've heard in 50yrs. BUT, I would like to reserve the right to brew my own emergency supply(for medicinal use only) of the white, soothing drink of my Appalachian ancestors.

heck coot, that could fall under the right to make a living any way you see fit category

Sourdough
05-20-2008, 05:54 PM
The currency could be "BACON".

And making fake Bacon bits, is a hanging offense......:p

Ken
05-20-2008, 05:57 PM
I know! I know! OH YES!

Trax, can I be the Minister of Bacon, too?:)

Rick
05-20-2008, 06:06 PM
Wait a minute! We won't have to learn Latin to get bacon if you hold that title will we. Pig Latin would be okay but not that old stuff.

Hey, Trax. Will the pig farmers have to learn Pig Latin?

Ken
05-20-2008, 06:12 PM
Ex Post Facto; Ab Initio; Nunc Pro Tunc; Res Ipsa Loquitor; Ad Nauseum

the above will suffice.

Rick
05-20-2008, 06:20 PM
That Loquitor stuff. That's tequila ain't it?

Ken
05-20-2008, 06:21 PM
If I get that VP job, AND THE BACON MINISTRY, it's anything you want it to be.

canid
05-21-2008, 08:02 AM
hahahaha.

this is possibly the most effective and simple government i've ever watched some people online come up with on a bulletin board...

do you need a 'Sub-Par Regent of Microbiology, Home Brewery, Mushroom Culture and Drinking of Stiff Ales' by chance? some blackberry and/or plum brandy aged a few weeks in my closet says you do...

canid
05-21-2008, 08:04 AM
just remember where i stand on the issues: a good stout should have the color and consistency of carbonated hershy's syrup.

crashdive123
05-21-2008, 08:04 AM
do you need a 'Sub-Par Regent of Microbiology, Home Brewery, Mushroom Culture and Drinking of Stiff Ales' by chance? some blackberry and/or plum brandy aged a few weeks in my closet says you do...

gets my vote.

Rick
05-21-2008, 08:11 AM
As Minister of Science, I do believe that department shall fall under my dominion. I think it incumbent upon me, as a servant of the people, to ensure the safety and good taste. Therefore, Canid and I will have to test each batch before mass production. Of course, our QA department will then need to be engaged prior to distribution. And fear not, I shall be thinking scientific thoughts throughout the process.

Aurelius95
05-21-2008, 09:29 AM
Scientific thoughts, huh? I think it's as much art as science, which is why Free Traxistan is a diverse land. As one who admires both the artistic and the scientific, I think I should be entitled to two (2) portions. IMHO.

DOGMAN
05-21-2008, 09:38 AM
I'd like to be appointed the minister of Misinformation. thanks for your consideration

DOGMAN
05-21-2008, 09:40 AM
this is possibly the most effective and simple government i've ever watched some people online come up with on a bulletin board...


oh yeah...your speaking the language

trax
05-21-2008, 10:16 AM
Gee whiz you guys, remember what I said about keeping it simple? We can't have too much government, that's anathema to me! Here's what I suggest, y'all go ahead and pick a job and if your jobs overlap, hell work together! Specially if it means more bacon and booze for the citizenry. I can't risk getting that headache and heading for the Glenfiddich when I'm still workin' in someone else's office. Apparently, they frown on that sort of behavior (imagine)

Ken
05-21-2008, 11:22 AM
Okay, Trax, then I'm going to be Minister of Chemicals, too.

"Chemicals. Chemicals, I need chemicals."--George W. Hayduke

Just what kinda' chemicals are you talkin' about, Trax?:rolleyes:

trax
05-21-2008, 11:39 AM
Okay, Trax, then I'm going to be Minister of Chemicals, too.

"Chemicals. Chemicals, I need chemicals."--George W. Hayduke

Just what kinda' chemicals are you talkin' about, Trax?:rolleyes:

Aww, you gotta read the book, Ken. Ask WarEagle, anyone who doesn't know about Hayduke, ask WarEagle.

LadyTrapper
05-21-2008, 12:18 PM
OMG...this is hilarious..wish I could contribute , but I am too busy bustin' a gut!

Ken
05-21-2008, 01:39 PM
Ya' know, Trax, if you Google "George W. Hayduke" the third hit is entitled "Traxistanian Constitution." :D:D:D:D:D



Traxistanian Constitution - Page 2 - Wilderness Survival ForumsOkay, Trax, then I'm going to be Minister of Chemicals, too. "Chemicals. Chemicals, I need chemicals."--George W. Hayduke Just what kinda' chemicals are you ...
www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?p=48739 - 1 hour ago - Similar pages

nell67
05-21-2008, 01:40 PM
I'm still a little miffed,my birthday didn't even make a national holiday in the constitution,and Rick's did:(:(:(:(:(

crashdive123
05-21-2008, 01:42 PM
Nell what are you talking about? It's a month long celebration.

nell67
05-21-2008, 01:44 PM
Nell what are you talking about? It's a month long celebration.


Hmmm must have missed it when I read over it then.... better get my eyes checked,or sleep,maybe I just need sleep :confused:

Ken
05-21-2008, 01:45 PM
Take heart. I hear that Trax plans to send Rick to Venezuela on all of Rick's birthdays. You know, Minister of Science review on oil pumping capabilities.

When Rick's away, the Traxistanians will PLAY!:p

Who's gonna' guard Rick's bacon while he's away?:D

crashdive123
05-21-2008, 01:45 PM
Ninjas.......

Ken
05-21-2008, 01:53 PM
Ninjas must be off duty.

Can't figure out which one of you guys this is ...... *waits for everyone to claim it's them*

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trax
05-21-2008, 02:03 PM
Hmmm must have missed it when I read over it then.... better get my eyes checked,or sleep,maybe I just need sleep :confused:

Whoops, so if I name the capital city after you are we ok?

Cuz I thought you knew that you make every day a holiday for me.....

crashdive123
05-21-2008, 02:48 PM
Very nice recovery - almost like you planned it.

trax
05-21-2008, 03:38 PM
Very nice recovery - almost like you planned it.

I'd almost think so myself, if I thought I was...you know...capable of thinking ahead...:D

Rick
05-21-2008, 03:47 PM
Whew! Sorry, I've been busy. I was packing up all my bacon for my trip to Venezuela. I'm taking my magic fairy dust with me. If Hugo gives me any trouble he'll be wearing a pink tutu and flapping little fairy wings in a heartbeat!

crashdive123
05-21-2008, 03:53 PM
Hey what the!?!?!?! Yo Rick - Chavez is the little one!

http://www.pamperedpuppy.com/merrylog/photos/2006/2006.06.01.jpg

Ken
05-21-2008, 05:46 PM
Whew! Sorry, I've been busy. I was packing up all my bacon for my trip to Venezuela. I'm taking my magic fairy dust with me. If Hugo gives me any trouble he'll be wearing a pink tutu and flapping little fairy wings in a heartbeat!

Traxistan does not allow bacon exports!!! :mad: The commodity is just too valuable. Kinda' like the US exporting bald eagles.

Rick
05-21-2008, 05:53 PM
A guy has to survive! I swear, I'm gonna snap my fingers at you yet. Poofsville if you aren't careful!

Ken
05-21-2008, 05:58 PM
Ooooo. Have I touched a nerve or what?

nell67
05-21-2008, 05:59 PM
Whoops, so if I name the capital city after you are we ok?

Cuz I thought you knew that you make every day a holiday for me.....

God this guy is good!!!!!!!!!!!;)

Ken
05-21-2008, 06:17 PM
It's them chemicals.

nell67
05-21-2008, 06:18 PM
I want the chemicals then.

wareagle69
05-21-2008, 09:01 PM
sorry i am late was out doing some stake pulling seems the countries around free traxisatn have been trying to build roads, we'll have none of that round here....

Rick
05-21-2008, 09:08 PM
Will surveyors never learn? They've gone to school for cryin' out loud. They are educated people. Where do they think those stakes keep walking off to?

Ken
02-27-2009, 01:52 AM
This thread merits examination, especially by our newer members.

laughing beetle
02-27-2009, 03:36 AM
HAHA!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol ::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Has the position of official coffee importer, brewer, and taster been filled? Or is that Hopeak's domain? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: This is awesome!! Maybe I can just fill in as resident smart@$$!!:lol:

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04-04-2026, 10:32 AM
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04-04-2026, 10:33 AM
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