Morels & Survival!

[Sarge47]

Morels make lousy Survival food; here's why!

1.) They're only out for a very short period of time!:cool:

2.) If it's a large group of Survivors & they all love Morels and only a few are
found there's gonna be bloodshed!:mad:

3.) It's hard to hide Morels from others in the group!:(

4.) If you need something to hang them on to dry out a "Ranger Rick" Survival
Necklace doesn't work worth a crap!:eek:

5.) We'd have to find a way to send samples to Ken & Crashdive!:rolleyes:

[crashdive123]

Number 5 is why we need to make this a group effort.

[Ken]

QUALITY CONTROL! YOUR HEALTH AND HAPPINESS COMES FIRST!

Remember, this is a FREE PUBLIC SERVICE Crash and I have agreed to perform. Yep, altruistic we are!

Our relentless research has shown that all test samples shipped to us will retain their freshness better when packed with a bottle of Knob Creek.

For cold shipments, cotton fiber paper, such as that used for US currency, provides excellent insulation. For room temperature shipments, cotton fiber paper, such as that used for US currency, provides excellent impact protection when placed liberally around the product being shipped.

If only Knob Creek is being shipped, say as a test shipment, simple styrofoam packing peanuts will suffice.

Did I get that right, Crash? Did I forget anything?

[crashdive123]

I have found that when shipping Knob Creek it seems to keep better with 3 to 5 Cohiba's packed in with it. Not sure why, but works every time.